(He dead armed, and slammed his hand on his tip box at work)
(He dead armed, and slammed his hand on his tip box at work)
🐰: *starts poking this potato in water*
👵🏽: (mid rant and says) I KNOWWWWW. He’s just naked and aloneeeee.
🐰: (caught me off guard) naked and alone!! 🤣
👵🏽: bald and lonely! 😔🤣 *starts uncontrollably laughing*
🐰: omg omaaaa! 🤣 BALD AND LONELYYY!
🐰: *starts poking this potato in water*
👵🏽: (mid rant and says) I KNOWWWWW. He’s just naked and aloneeeee.
🐰: (caught me off guard) naked and alone!! 🤣
👵🏽: bald and lonely! 😔🤣 *starts uncontrollably laughing*
🐰: omg omaaaa! 🤣 BALD AND LONELYYY!
Not risking it, so far a horrible end of July.
Not risking it, so far a horrible end of July.
🐰: yes this will work
🦊: *watches* 🤨
🐰: …I didn’t think this through 🙁
🦊: no way to cure it now 🤷🏼♂️
🐰: *tries to hang, now glue on my ✋🏼*
🦊: *grabs the toy & thinking of how to place it*
🐰: help
🦊: I can’t help you from yourself 🫡use rubbing alcohol
🐰: yay ✋🏼🥰
🐰: yes this will work
🦊: *watches* 🤨
🐰: …I didn’t think this through 🙁
🦊: no way to cure it now 🤷🏼♂️
🐰: *tries to hang, now glue on my ✋🏼*
🦊: *grabs the toy & thinking of how to place it*
🐰: help
🦊: I can’t help you from yourself 🫡use rubbing alcohol
🐰: yay ✋🏼🥰
Irl:
🦊: *starts making his cereal*
🐰: can you make me some too?
🦊: *makes my bowl of cereal and gives it to me & goes to office starts gaming*
🐰: thank you!
🦊: *walks back to kitchen* I forgot about my cereal entirely, all that matter was yours
Irl:
🦊: *starts making his cereal*
🐰: can you make me some too?
🦊: *makes my bowl of cereal and gives it to me & goes to office starts gaming*
🐰: thank you!
🦊: *walks back to kitchen* I forgot about my cereal entirely, all that matter was yours
📱: alarms going off
🐰: no *turns off alarm*
📱: alarm goes off cause I hit snooze
🐰: no…*tried so hard to focus to hit stop instead of snooze and turns off alarm*
📱: second alarm goes off
🐰: shut up *repeats all of the above*
📱: 3rd alarm goes of
🐰: shut up x 7 *wakes up*
📱: alarms going off
🐰: no *turns off alarm*
📱: alarm goes off cause I hit snooze
🐰: no…*tried so hard to focus to hit stop instead of snooze and turns off alarm*
📱: second alarm goes off
🐰: shut up *repeats all of the above*
📱: 3rd alarm goes of
🐰: shut up x 7 *wakes up*
HOW DO I DISTRACT MYSELF…
HOW DO I DISTRACT MYSELF…
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Tags: #yuri #gl #sapphic #indiegame #indiegamedev #vn #visualnovel #steam
🐰: *comes around the corner and hugs* fwanda fe phew
🦊: *confidently* FWANDA FE PHEW!
🐰: 😂 what? What is fwanda fe phew?
🦊: that’s just what I heard you say 😆
🐰: nooo I said I love you 😆
🦊: ohhhhhh, well fwanda fe phew you to 😂
🐰: *comes around the corner and hugs* fwanda fe phew
🦊: *confidently* FWANDA FE PHEW!
🐰: 😂 what? What is fwanda fe phew?
🦊: that’s just what I heard you say 😆
🐰: nooo I said I love you 😆
🦊: ohhhhhh, well fwanda fe phew you to 😂
🐰: I just farted and it smells. It’s gonna haunt my clean clothes.
🐌: Did you eat meat? Your farts always smell bad after you’ve eaten meat.
🐰: oh! I did Arby. The lil sliders. I’m so glad you know my farts.
🐌: Honestly I would be disappointed if I didn’t 😂
#sorrynotsorry
🐰: I just farted and it smells. It’s gonna haunt my clean clothes.
🐌: Did you eat meat? Your farts always smell bad after you’ve eaten meat.
🐰: oh! I did Arby. The lil sliders. I’m so glad you know my farts.
🐌: Honestly I would be disappointed if I didn’t 😂
#sorrynotsorry
Her bone dust exhales
My lungs cling to it like
Cigarette ash
The columns along her spine
A #thoroughfare
A road my hands
Want to take but can't
I'm too small
I envy her
I envy the stories
She took to the grave
I'm unworthy
Of her time
#vss365 #bluejaypoems
Her bone dust exhales
My lungs cling to it like
Cigarette ash
The columns along her spine
A #thoroughfare
A road my hands
Want to take but can't
I'm too small
I envy her
I envy the stories
She took to the grave
I'm unworthy
Of her time
#vss365 #bluejaypoems
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