You can stare, glare, even constantly try to compare me, but you can’t get near me (mostly because I’m too old for you lol)

And I’ll out pizza the god damned Hut if I have to, Los.

This was just a fun little recitation of some 90s rap lyrics, and now you’ve gone and made it weird. Thanks a lot, Burger King (parody).

Can’t handle people gettin’ grabbed in the biscuit, or what?

You should. You’re skinny. But it never stopped you from getting busy.

If we see a gun in act one, you’d better shoot me with it if the movie goes over 90 minutes.

Fat but not ticklish.