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Brooke
@babblinbrooke.bsky.social
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Staffed comedy writer, home owner in Los Angeles and total liar.
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Hey dudes. Here’s proof I can dance a little bit. Can you go vote for me to be Ciara’s next dance icon? It comes with a spot in one of her videos and a $20k prize which would help a *lot* right now. Thanks! It’s free to vote.

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March 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,561,674!
September 18, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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I did commercials for 15 years as a kid and thought I hated it. 30 years later it turns out I LOVE it. Book me to sell your snacks. 😎
August 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 11, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Merry Christmas from Peanut
December 25, 2023 at 8:12 AM
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Rhonda always looks like he’s practicing for the Hall of Presidents at Disneyworld.
Ron De Santis in front of a royal blue background, looking like he used sriracha instead of hemorrhoid cream.
November 9, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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One of my good friends just posted this on IG, and I haven’t related to anything this much in a while.
Image says it blows my mind that there was a point in like 2019 where I was eyeballing Hermes scarves and now I’m out here thinking about selling foot pics so I can but myself concert tickets lmao I hate this country so much
November 4, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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Repost with a polite pet
Jeffrey Johnson the Shar Pei sticks her tongue out at the camera.
October 28, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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I have these two!
A shar Pei mix and a chihuahua mix stare at the camera, waiting for food.
October 28, 2023 at 2:57 PM
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Who did what now
October 27, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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I didn’t book the commercial I was on avail for but honestly, this feels better.
A paragraph that says Thank you Brooke you were my number one favorite person through all the people I saw. I was actually very upset that you didn’t get it. I’ll remember you in the future.
October 26, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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Nothing clever to say, just wanted to show you this oddly provocative photo of my dog.
Don’t be afraid to read the alt text.
An other worldly chihuahua dachshund mix by the name of Peanut is poised on her behind on the sofa like she thinks she’s people. Her strange little boobies are showing between her thighs, her tummy and chest are hairless, and she stares at the camera as if to ask, “may I help you?” Her ears make her look like Dobby the house elf, a comparison which she dislikes because she knows that the author of Harry Potter is a terf, and Peanut is an ally.
October 23, 2023 at 7:34 AM
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When you’re depressed, it’s always spooky season.
October 22, 2023 at 11:14 PM