Miss Chanandler Bong
@b0rnwithabeard.bsky.social
I was voted Time Magazine's Person Of The Year 2006
30 seconds in and I thought "yeah wow, this is bad. I'm in real trouble here". I even had a little mid-run meltdown moment of "I should cancel my application. This is awful and I need to quit" I did an okay 5k time all things considered but holy shit I need to up the intensity of my training.
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
30 seconds in and I thought "yeah wow, this is bad. I'm in real trouble here". I even had a little mid-run meltdown moment of "I should cancel my application. This is awful and I need to quit" I did an okay 5k time all things considered but holy shit I need to up the intensity of my training.
INCREASING DOMESTIC MANUFACTURING!
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
INCREASING DOMESTIC MANUFACTURING!
There's a joke in here about being salty and having crabs but I can't quite make it work
August 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
There's a joke in here about being salty and having crabs but I can't quite make it work
Satire is dead
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Satire is dead
It also makes it hard to find people.
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It also makes it hard to find people.
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"
Why are you so mean to James Reyne?
August 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why are you so mean to James Reyne?
And I was. My parking spot at work is underground too, so I assume it's still wet now
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
And I was. My parking spot at work is underground too, so I assume it's still wet now
It's a real "I'm becoming my parents" moment - one time when I was younger my dad knocked over a bottle of orange juice and cos I didn't screw the lid on properly it went everywhere. To this fucking day, if my dad sees me put away a bottle of ANYTHING, "did you put the lid on properly?"
August 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's a real "I'm becoming my parents" moment - one time when I was younger my dad knocked over a bottle of orange juice and cos I didn't screw the lid on properly it went everywhere. To this fucking day, if my dad sees me put away a bottle of ANYTHING, "did you put the lid on properly?"