Miss Chanandler Bong
@b0rnwithabeard.bsky.social
I was voted Time Magazine's Person Of The Year 2006
$265 for Linkin Park tickets? Hahahahahahaha ......... No.
August 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
$265 for Linkin Park tickets? Hahahahahahaha ......... No.
Yesterday, after picking up the boys from school,y eldest left the passenger door open, which I didn't discover until this morning, after it had rained all yesterday afternoon and overnight. The back seat is fucking soaked, as is the door and there's condensation all through the car.
Wear a condom.
Wear a condom.
August 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Yesterday, after picking up the boys from school,y eldest left the passenger door open, which I didn't discover until this morning, after it had rained all yesterday afternoon and overnight. The back seat is fucking soaked, as is the door and there's condensation all through the car.
Wear a condom.
Wear a condom.
Also, the #GoodThingsFest line-up is fucking awesome. So many good bands.
August 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Also, the #GoodThingsFest line-up is fucking awesome. So many good bands.
I did a tarot reading for her to get some guidance:
June 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I did a tarot reading for her to get some guidance:
Trump's phone:
June 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump's phone:
What are you wearing to the bsky prom?
May 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What are you wearing to the bsky prom?
I have no idea what the combination to my locked suitcase is
April 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have no idea what the combination to my locked suitcase is
When I put in a request, shit gets fixed 💪🏻
I watch a lot of horror, and nothing breaks the immersion more than a unnecessary [heavy panting] or [window smashes]. Then there's also dumb shit like this:
I watch a lot of horror, and nothing breaks the immersion more than a unnecessary [heavy panting] or [window smashes]. Then there's also dumb shit like this:
April 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When I put in a request, shit gets fixed 💪🏻
I watch a lot of horror, and nothing breaks the immersion more than a unnecessary [heavy panting] or [window smashes]. Then there's also dumb shit like this:
I watch a lot of horror, and nothing breaks the immersion more than a unnecessary [heavy panting] or [window smashes]. Then there's also dumb shit like this:
You can usually tell when an account is some kind of political bot when the whole video format is of someone doing something boring and unrelated to the message that's appearing over the top, usually accompanied by an unrelated music choice. I've seen a lot of these messages on different accounts
April 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You can usually tell when an account is some kind of political bot when the whole video format is of someone doing something boring and unrelated to the message that's appearing over the top, usually accompanied by an unrelated music choice. I've seen a lot of these messages on different accounts
after that knee injury, they had no choice really
April 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
after that knee injury, they had no choice really
I haven't played an AC game since Brotherhood, but a sick burn like this has just assured them at least one more sale. Whoever their social media manager is deserves a raise.
March 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I haven't played an AC game since Brotherhood, but a sick burn like this has just assured them at least one more sale. Whoever their social media manager is deserves a raise.
... depends who's offering? 🙂
March 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
... depends who's offering? 🙂
post a warning
March 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
post a warning
But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for Severance
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for Severance
it doesn't matter how awesome your resume is, what qualifications you have, or what amazing professional achievements you might have, nothing brings on Imposter Syndrome more than having to go job-hunting.
March 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
it doesn't matter how awesome your resume is, what qualifications you have, or what amazing professional achievements you might have, nothing brings on Imposter Syndrome more than having to go job-hunting.
January 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i decided to do a tarot card reading for her, here's what the cards told me:
January 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i decided to do a tarot card reading for her, here's what the cards told me:
this is what the NFL playoff script looks like for this year
January 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this is what the NFL playoff script looks like for this year