The first images of the new Trump class battleship are being leaked.

Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Trump seems to get confused while looking at his notes: "But on day one we're ending the inflation nightmare that Joe Biden created and caused."

(He's been president for more than two months.)

Trump: "We got a lot of votes because of Hannibal Lecter."

This gives me a Deja Vu of life in China, where multiple newspapers would publish the same article supplied by the Party whenever something embarrassing happens.

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