Brandon Stahl
@b-stahl.bsky.social
Legal investigator || Former print and broadcast investigative journalist || Minnesotan || Peabody winner || #SNL || #SKOL || Occasional Shitposter || Personal account. Views my own, except when stolen from smarter people than me
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Brandon Stahl
@b-stahl.bsky.social
· Jan 24
Anyway to block yourself on this platform? Because some of my posts are just awful.
Fuck yes.
Trump drops lawsuit against the Des Moines Register and Ann Selzer over her late-campaign poll showing Kamala Harris in play in Iowa. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
June 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fuck yes.
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a source tells me that john a hoffman and his wife yvette are "miraculously" expected to survive their injuries after being shot multiple times. their child was home and was shielded by her mom so is uninjured but traumatized
a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"
a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"
June 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
a source tells me that john a hoffman and his wife yvette are "miraculously" expected to survive their injuries after being shot multiple times. their child was home and was shielded by her mom so is uninjured but traumatized
a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"
a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"
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This story on the shootings in Brooklyn Park and Champlin is outside the paywall. Our reporters are working to confirm details as quickly as possible.
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
Brooklyn Park police searching for suspect in ‘multiple targeted shootings’
Gov. Tim Walz said there were targeted shootings in both Brooklyn Park and Champlin on Saturday.
www.startribune.com
June 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This story on the shootings in Brooklyn Park and Champlin is outside the paywall. Our reporters are working to confirm details as quickly as possible.
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
The lesson, as always —
never tweet.
never tweet.
Former ABC News correspondent and anchor Terry Moran has joined Substack.
He says he can’t wait to “get at the important work that we all have to do at a time of such trouble in our country.”
bit.ly/3HAX77o
He says he can’t wait to “get at the important work that we all have to do at a time of such trouble in our country.”
bit.ly/3HAX77o
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The lesson, as always —
never tweet.
never tweet.
The lesson, as always: never tweet.
You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.
You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.
June 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The lesson, as always: never tweet.
You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.
You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.
I’ve got questions about the name of this podcast. Is it saying Diddy is innocent — or that he’s a bad rapper? Both?
This is the best they could have come up with?
This is the best they could have come up with?
June 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’ve got questions about the name of this podcast. Is it saying Diddy is innocent — or that he’s a bad rapper? Both?
This is the best they could have come up with?
This is the best they could have come up with?
Had Terry Moran tweeted something like, “Stephen Miller is trying to better his country, yet hateful democrats stand in his way”
* MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth.
* Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.
* MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth.
* Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.
June 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Had Terry Moran tweeted something like, “Stephen Miller is trying to better his country, yet hateful democrats stand in his way”
* MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth.
* Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.
* MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth.
* Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.
During the 2020 protests in Minneapolis, the cops were told that if a rock or canister was thrown at them, they could fire back at the general direction. It didn’t matter who got hit.
Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.
Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
During the 2020 protests in Minneapolis, the cops were told that if a rock or canister was thrown at them, they could fire back at the general direction. It didn’t matter who got hit.
Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.
Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.
I’m not chicken. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m chicken.
May 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m not chicken. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m chicken.
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if you get to write a headline like this i bet you briefly see god
May 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
if you get to write a headline like this i bet you briefly see god
@catconlan.bsky.social yeah, I’m gonna need you to break down the latest column.
May 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@catconlan.bsky.social yeah, I’m gonna need you to break down the latest column.
Was doing yard work today, did this and definitely made that groan.
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
media.tenor.com
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Was doing yard work today, did this and definitely made that groan.
Never, ever want to hear again about Anthony Edwards being the face of the NBA.
May 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Never, ever want to hear again about Anthony Edwards being the face of the NBA.
So far an absolute dud of an SNL season finale.
May 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So far an absolute dud of an SNL season finale.
1) James Comey is incredibly stupid who made an incredibly stupid post.
2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity.
3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.
2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity.
3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.
May 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
1) James Comey is incredibly stupid who made an incredibly stupid post.
2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity.
3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.
2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity.
3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.
Going from Minneapolis on 394 to 94 to St. Paul is the worst.
And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.
And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.
May 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Going from Minneapolis on 394 to 94 to St. Paul is the worst.
And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.
And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.
This is maddening. Had dems been made more aware of Biden’s deterioration, maybe he’s convinced not to run again.
Maybe we get a strong candidate who has the time to put together a better campaign.
Maybe we don’t have Trump.
Maybe we get a strong candidate who has the time to put together a better campaign.
Maybe we don’t have Trump.
Former President Joe Biden’s physical deterioration was severe enough in the second half of his presidency that his aides privately discussed putting him in a wheelchair for his second term, according to a new book from CNN’s Jake Tapper and Axios’ Alex Thompson.
New book: Biden aides discussed using a wheelchair in second term | CNN Politics
Former President Joe Biden’s physical deterioration was severe enough in the second half of his presidency that his aides privately discussed putting him in a wheelchair for his second term, according...
www.cnn.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is maddening. Had dems been made more aware of Biden’s deterioration, maybe he’s convinced not to run again.
Maybe we get a strong candidate who has the time to put together a better campaign.
Maybe we don’t have Trump.
Maybe we get a strong candidate who has the time to put together a better campaign.
Maybe we don’t have Trump.
Congrats to the Sacremento Kings, who will get the #1 pick in exchange for a bag of oranges from the Dallas Mavericks.
May 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Congrats to the Sacremento Kings, who will get the #1 pick in exchange for a bag of oranges from the Dallas Mavericks.
Nico Harrison’s soul is now owned by the devil.
May 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Nico Harrison’s soul is now owned by the devil.
The SNL Trump opens remain awful.
May 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The SNL Trump opens remain awful.
Feels like the Wolves would have gotten swept had Curry not gotten injured.
May 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Feels like the Wolves would have gotten swept had Curry not gotten injured.
Need to put Anthony Edwards’ on a milk carton.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Need to put Anthony Edwards’ on a milk carton.
Fuck that shit.
Rep. David Joyce on Trump saying girls should have fewer dolls: "The idea that the Christmas trade is already starting to slow down and there might be less around, I get it. I think the American people will understand that because the American people understand shared sacrifice."
May 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fuck that shit.