New work friend. I love shoebills. I still need a name for him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
New work friend. I love shoebills. I still need a name for him.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Goodbye Buff Cochin. Hello Non-Bearded White Silkie. #ChangingOfTheChicken #ExtraordinaryChickens
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Goodbye Buff Cochin. Hello Non-Bearded White Silkie. #ChangingOfTheChicken #ExtraordinaryChickens
Goodbye buff-laced Wyandotte. Hello buff Cochin. #changingofthechicken #extraordinarychickens
(Sorry I’m so late; it’s been a busy month!)
(Sorry I’m so late; it’s been a busy month!)
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Goodbye buff-laced Wyandotte. Hello buff Cochin. #changingofthechicken #extraordinarychickens
(Sorry I’m so late; it’s been a busy month!)
(Sorry I’m so late; it’s been a busy month!)
My coworker is reading this book, but unfortunately it’s also what my ex called spicy-time with me. ☹️
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My coworker is reading this book, but unfortunately it’s also what my ex called spicy-time with me. ☹️
Goodbye Black Asil. Hello Buff-laced Wyandotte. #changingofthechicken
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Goodbye Black Asil. Hello Buff-laced Wyandotte. #changingofthechicken
Look: Alls I’m sayin’ is that if you’re into fantasy adventure games and like to laugh, you should check out the “Dungeon Crawler Carl” series. The audiobooks are great.
I’m not really even into the fantasy adventure games but I’m still obsessed with the series.
I’m not really even into the fantasy adventure games but I’m still obsessed with the series.
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Look: Alls I’m sayin’ is that if you’re into fantasy adventure games and like to laugh, you should check out the “Dungeon Crawler Carl” series. The audiobooks are great.
I’m not really even into the fantasy adventure games but I’m still obsessed with the series.
I’m not really even into the fantasy adventure games but I’m still obsessed with the series.
I did another Sunday NYT crossword in under 15 minutes and I my streaking of doing the crossword every day hit nine years. That’s pretty sexy, right? RIGHT?
September 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I did another Sunday NYT crossword in under 15 minutes and I my streaking of doing the crossword every day hit nine years. That’s pretty sexy, right? RIGHT?
Make a band singular:
Ben Folds One
Ben Folds One
Make a nand singular:
A beatle
A beatle
Make a band singular:
1 inch nail
1 inch nail
September 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Make a band singular:
Ben Folds One
Ben Folds One
I started a GLP-1 agonist this week and honest if it doesn't change my life then I don't know what I'm going to do.
September 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I started a GLP-1 agonist this week and honest if it doesn't change my life then I don't know what I'm going to do.
Goodbye Red Pyle Modern Game. Hello Black Asil (and please stop staring into my soul). #changingofthechickens #extraordinarychickens
September 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Goodbye Red Pyle Modern Game. Hello Black Asil (and please stop staring into my soul). #changingofthechickens #extraordinarychickens
I really like my new phone wallpaper. Captures my normal feelings precisely.
August 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I really like my new phone wallpaper. Captures my normal feelings precisely.
August 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If there’s one thing I have in common with Psy, it’s that nice butts make me want to scream in delighted rage.
This post probably would have been more relevant in 2012.
This post probably would have been more relevant in 2012.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of women in swimming floats .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of women in swimming floats .
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July 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If there’s one thing I have in common with Psy, it’s that nice butts make me want to scream in delighted rage.
This post probably would have been more relevant in 2012.
This post probably would have been more relevant in 2012.
Goodbye Japanese Black-tailed White. Hello Harlequin Polish. (Also hello to my new friend Bodo, the robot who looks after the chickens while I’m not here!) #changingofthechicken
July 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Goodbye Japanese Black-tailed White. Hello Harlequin Polish. (Also hello to my new friend Bodo, the robot who looks after the chickens while I’m not here!) #changingofthechicken
It’s my birthday today on luck Friday the 13th and all of my friends are here to celebrate with me (though I had to make most of the party hats due to them, you know, being inanimate.
June 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It’s my birthday today on luck Friday the 13th and all of my friends are here to celebrate with me (though I had to make most of the party hats due to them, you know, being inanimate.
If I lived in the Star Wars universe I’d be swiping right on every Twi’lek girl on SpaceTinder. Something about those lekku works for me.
June 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If I lived in the Star Wars universe I’d be swiping right on every Twi’lek girl on SpaceTinder. Something about those lekku works for me.
I’m in desperate need of snuggles. Will provide tacos as payment.
June 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m in desperate need of snuggles. Will provide tacos as payment.
Goodbye Golden Brabanter. Hello Black-tailed Japanese White. #changingofthechickens #extraordinarychickens
June 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Goodbye Golden Brabanter. Hello Black-tailed Japanese White. #changingofthechickens #extraordinarychickens
I got porch pirated today. They took a book from Amazon (Star Wars Bestiary) and an out-of-print Lego Star Wars set that I paid too much for on eBay.
I guess my point is that I hate people.
I guess my point is that I hate people.
May 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I got porch pirated today. They took a book from Amazon (Star Wars Bestiary) and an out-of-print Lego Star Wars set that I paid too much for on eBay.
I guess my point is that I hate people.
I guess my point is that I hate people.
Goodbye Mottled Cochin Frizzle. Hello Gold-Crested Brabanter. #changingofthechicken #chickenbrigade
May 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Goodbye Mottled Cochin Frizzle. Hello Gold-Crested Brabanter. #changingofthechicken #chickenbrigade
Goodbye Gold-Laced Polish hen. Hello Mottled Cochin Frizzle. #chickenbrigade #changingofthechickens
April 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Goodbye Gold-Laced Polish hen. Hello Mottled Cochin Frizzle. #chickenbrigade #changingofthechickens
Just one look at you and I know it’s gonna be a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
April 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just one look at you and I know it’s gonna be a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
In retrospect, a bag of gummy lifesavers was not a sensible lunch.
March 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
In retrospect, a bag of gummy lifesavers was not a sensible lunch.
If you’re a woman who is sick and tired of having terrible sex with your partner, come spend the night with me and I’ll show you just how terrible sex can truly be.
March 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you’re a woman who is sick and tired of having terrible sex with your partner, come spend the night with me and I’ll show you just how terrible sex can truly be.