I can’t send images on BlueSky so you’ll have to accept my chat on Reddit. 😘
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I can’t send images on BlueSky so you’ll have to accept my chat on Reddit. 😘
Also also, I definitely have something I’d like to hold against you. WINK WINK.
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Also also, I definitely have something I’d like to hold against you. WINK WINK.
That’s James Garfield, not the orange lasagna-loving Monday-hating cat Garfield, who (to the best of my knowledge) was (a) never POTUS and (b) was not assassinated.
January 26, 2026 at 10:28 PM
That’s James Garfield, not the orange lasagna-loving Monday-hating cat Garfield, who (to the best of my knowledge) was (a) never POTUS and (b) was not assassinated.
Chester A. Arthur, the 21st President of the United States. Replaced Garfield after he was assassinated.
It’s mostly a beard thing. Not a lot of choices.
It’s mostly a beard thing. Not a lot of choices.
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Chester A. Arthur, the 21st President of the United States. Replaced Garfield after he was assassinated.
It’s mostly a beard thing. Not a lot of choices.
It’s mostly a beard thing. Not a lot of choices.
You're holding them wrong! Come here and let me show you the proper way.
(Also: HOLY FREAKIN' MOLEY! Yowza. AaaaaWOOOOOOOgah!)
(Also: HOLY FREAKIN' MOLEY! Yowza. AaaaaWOOOOOOOgah!)
a cartoon character from snow white and the seven dwarfs with glasses on his face
ALT: a cartoon character from snow white and the seven dwarfs with glasses on his face
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January 18, 2026 at 10:33 AM
You're holding them wrong! Come here and let me show you the proper way.
(Also: HOLY FREAKIN' MOLEY! Yowza. AaaaaWOOOOOOOgah!)
(Also: HOLY FREAKIN' MOLEY! Yowza. AaaaaWOOOOOOOgah!)
Close the door! You’re letting a draft into my home!
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Close the door! You’re letting a draft into my home!
Also: You're beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Also: You're beautiful.
I’m on my way! Not knowing where you live might make the trip longer than planned but I promise that Waffle is on the menu once I get there
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m on my way! Not knowing where you live might make the trip longer than planned but I promise that Waffle is on the menu once I get there
they're really nice eyes. I'd like them to gaze at me lovingly.
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
they're really nice eyes. I'd like them to gaze at me lovingly.
I'll cuddle you and cuddle you
and cuddle you some more
As long as that damn haz-mat suit
is left upon the floor.
and cuddle you some more
As long as that damn haz-mat suit
is left upon the floor.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I'll cuddle you and cuddle you
and cuddle you some more
As long as that damn haz-mat suit
is left upon the floor.
and cuddle you some more
As long as that damn haz-mat suit
is left upon the floor.
You actually get 118% of my snuggles. It’s probably not wise to borrow snugs from a me in a parallel universe, but to heck with that me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You actually get 118% of my snuggles. It’s probably not wise to borrow snugs from a me in a parallel universe, but to heck with that me.
I was always told that you don’t want to run into a moose in the wild because they might jump on you and kill you, but for you… well, I’ve had a good life.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was always told that you don’t want to run into a moose in the wild because they might jump on you and kill you, but for you… well, I’ve had a good life.
Even though you’re not feeling well, your butt still looks amazing. Feel better soon! Snuggles are yours for the asking.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Even though you’re not feeling well, your butt still looks amazing. Feel better soon! Snuggles are yours for the asking.
I'm sure you've realized by now
That I'm obsessed with that there booty
So you just need to say the word and
I'll eat it as if it's my duty.
Which it is since I'm internet-engaged to you & my only goal is your happiness. I'll do whatever I need to do, not that I need much persuading on this.
That I'm obsessed with that there booty
So you just need to say the word and
I'll eat it as if it's my duty.
Which it is since I'm internet-engaged to you & my only goal is your happiness. I'll do whatever I need to do, not that I need much persuading on this.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'm sure you've realized by now
That I'm obsessed with that there booty
So you just need to say the word and
I'll eat it as if it's my duty.
Which it is since I'm internet-engaged to you & my only goal is your happiness. I'll do whatever I need to do, not that I need much persuading on this.
That I'm obsessed with that there booty
So you just need to say the word and
I'll eat it as if it's my duty.
Which it is since I'm internet-engaged to you & my only goal is your happiness. I'll do whatever I need to do, not that I need much persuading on this.
Not as much as I like the sound of that. Or the lack of sound since my ears are covered, but I expect you’ll make some noises loud enough for me to hear anyway.
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Not as much as I like the sound of that. Or the lack of sound since my ears are covered, but I expect you’ll make some noises loud enough for me to hear anyway.
I agree with my esteemed colleague from… wherever she’s from. That booty is 🔥🔥
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I agree with my esteemed colleague from… wherever she’s from. That booty is 🔥🔥
I like your thighs. They’d make great ear warmers.
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I like your thighs. They’d make great ear warmers.