Goob 🧇🎙
@gooberwafflehead.bsky.social
Elder Emo Latina 🧇 30s 🧇 NSFW 🎧 🧇 21+ only (MDNI) 🧇 androsexual 🧇 bi-curious 🧇 partnered 🧇 open to VA collabs and cameos
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#nsfwaudio #audioporn #audioerotica #voicekink #nsfwva #audiosmut
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#nsfwaudio #audioporn #audioerotica #voicekink #nsfwva #audiosmut
Just finished getting a full body, reflexology massage.
Don't worry, I was imagining it was you lotioning and oiling my body up. Maybe next time, you actually can be.
Don't worry, I was imagining it was you lotioning and oiling my body up. Maybe next time, you actually can be.
a person is getting a massage from a traditional massage therapist
ALT: a person is getting a massage from a traditional massage therapist
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February 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Just finished getting a full body, reflexology massage.
Don't worry, I was imagining it was you lotioning and oiling my body up. Maybe next time, you actually can be.
Don't worry, I was imagining it was you lotioning and oiling my body up. Maybe next time, you actually can be.
Me and who? *le sigh*
No sex, but can I trace invisible patterns on your back with my fingers?
No sex, but can rub the tension out of your calves while we watch TV?
No sex, but can I place my head between your thighs and rest my hand against your cunt?
No sex, but can we kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and --
No sex, but can rub the tension out of your calves while we watch TV?
No sex, but can I place my head between your thighs and rest my hand against your cunt?
No sex, but can we kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and --
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Me and who? *le sigh*
Did I do good? Are you proud of me?
(Found on IG, I cannot stop laughing)
(Found on IG, I cannot stop laughing)
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Did I do good? Are you proud of me?
(Found on IG, I cannot stop laughing)
(Found on IG, I cannot stop laughing)
Happy Valentine's Day - spoiling you with another treat! 💝
Maybe next time, someone can write "spank me" on it - have life imitate art
Maybe next time, someone can write "spank me" on it - have life imitate art
February 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Happy Valentine's Day - spoiling you with another treat! 💝
Maybe next time, someone can write "spank me" on it - have life imitate art
Maybe next time, someone can write "spank me" on it - have life imitate art
Happy Valentine's Day! A little treat for you - now its your turn!
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! A little treat for you - now its your turn!
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast everybody
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Shredded Mexican cheese
Home fry potatoes
Crumbled bacon
Sliced avocado (don't worry, I won't keep track this time of how old they are)
Drizzled Sriracha
Tortillas
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Shredded Mexican cheese
Home fry potatoes
Crumbled bacon
Sliced avocado (don't worry, I won't keep track this time of how old they are)
Drizzled Sriracha
Tortillas
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast everybody
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Shredded Mexican cheese
Home fry potatoes
Crumbled bacon
Sliced avocado (don't worry, I won't keep track this time of how old they are)
Drizzled Sriracha
Tortillas
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Shredded Mexican cheese
Home fry potatoes
Crumbled bacon
Sliced avocado (don't worry, I won't keep track this time of how old they are)
Drizzled Sriracha
Tortillas
Happy Valentine's Day, lovelies! 💝
Check out my latest collab - a little Valentine's treat - please give it a listen
Check out my latest collab - a little Valentine's treat - please give it a listen
Happy Valentine's Day,
@gooberwafflehead.bsky.social, u/GingerAudios, and I filled
u/littlemissjazz's wonderful Galentine's Script, so come take a listen to my first wonderful collab.
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
@gooberwafflehead.bsky.social, u/GingerAudios, and I filled
u/littlemissjazz's wonderful Galentine's Script, so come take a listen to my first wonderful collab.
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, lovelies! 💝
Check out my latest collab - a little Valentine's treat - please give it a listen
Check out my latest collab - a little Valentine's treat - please give it a listen
This is probably pretty trashy but I like putting frozen fruit in my wine - the dragonfruit made it super pink - how festive!
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This is probably pretty trashy but I like putting frozen fruit in my wine - the dragonfruit made it super pink - how festive!
If you saw me in the parking lot of the grocery store, drinking a fairlife protein shake in an attempt to avoid self sabotaging myself and absolutely trying not to crash out in public due to the fucking week I've been having - just keep walking
Fairlife tasted like chocolate milk though - yum!
Fairlife tasted like chocolate milk though - yum!
a man is laughing in a glass case of emotion while sitting in a car .
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February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
If you saw me in the parking lot of the grocery store, drinking a fairlife protein shake in an attempt to avoid self sabotaging myself and absolutely trying not to crash out in public due to the fucking week I've been having - just keep walking
Fairlife tasted like chocolate milk though - yum!
Fairlife tasted like chocolate milk though - yum!
I know they happened and that's what matters
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I know they happened and that's what matters
After a day out with your roommate, you get home & start talking. You tell him about a wedding & that you need a plus 1. He refuses to go, which leads you to confronting him about his strange behavior lately. He confesses that he's been getting mixed signals. You decide to lay it all on the line
🎧🔗
🎧🔗
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
After a day out with your roommate, you get home & start talking. You tell him about a wedding & that you need a plus 1. He refuses to go, which leads you to confronting him about his strange behavior lately. He confesses that he's been getting mixed signals. You decide to lay it all on the line
🎧🔗
🎧🔗
Back with my frozen pizza hack:
1) buy frozen pizza
2) add whatever toppings you want
Cheese pizza
Crushed red pepper
Onions
Bacon
Mushrooms
Mini yellow pepper
Crumbled goat cheese
Swirled Sriracha
I always add more minced garlic or powder on top because I never think they're seasoned enough
1) buy frozen pizza
2) add whatever toppings you want
Cheese pizza
Crushed red pepper
Onions
Bacon
Mushrooms
Mini yellow pepper
Crumbled goat cheese
Swirled Sriracha
I always add more minced garlic or powder on top because I never think they're seasoned enough
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Back with my frozen pizza hack:
1) buy frozen pizza
2) add whatever toppings you want
Cheese pizza
Crushed red pepper
Onions
Bacon
Mushrooms
Mini yellow pepper
Crumbled goat cheese
Swirled Sriracha
I always add more minced garlic or powder on top because I never think they're seasoned enough
1) buy frozen pizza
2) add whatever toppings you want
Cheese pizza
Crushed red pepper
Onions
Bacon
Mushrooms
Mini yellow pepper
Crumbled goat cheese
Swirled Sriracha
I always add more minced garlic or powder on top because I never think they're seasoned enough
And tell me about it - in great detail - preferably in a voice note 🤭
thinking about you thinking about me while you fuck yourself and cum harder than ever before
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
And tell me about it - in great detail - preferably in a voice note 🤭
See?! I have my after date night outfit ready, complete with slutty little chains you can use to pull me in closer
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
See?! I have my after date night outfit ready, complete with slutty little chains you can use to pull me in closer
I'm fun-sized .. let's have fun!
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I'm fun-sized .. let's have fun!
I'm ready for a good date night - who's in?
I just want a typical Valentine’s Day experience - flowers, chocolate, a thoughtful card, nice dinner, pretty clothes…and someone who pushes me against the wall by my throat, growling in my ear about how they can’t get enough of me as they stuff their fingers inside me.
Is that too much to ask???
Is that too much to ask???
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I'm ready for a good date night - who's in?
Treated myself and went to get my nails done yesterday - simple but came out super cute!
(pedi too but I'll keep those for myself 🤭)
(pedi too but I'll keep those for myself 🤭)
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Treated myself and went to get my nails done yesterday - simple but came out super cute!
(pedi too but I'll keep those for myself 🤭)
(pedi too but I'll keep those for myself 🤭)
Oh no - more inside thoughts on the outside! When will it end?! I hope never 😈
I need somebody to eat my pussy til I cry, fuck me til they fill me with cum, then eat my pussy again until I have no words or thoughts left
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Oh no - more inside thoughts on the outside! When will it end?! I hope never 😈
Yeeeeeah, I feel like I make that pretty well known though - inside thoughts on the outside sometimes
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Yeeeeeah, I feel like I make that pretty well known though - inside thoughts on the outside sometimes
Asking for me - how much does one actually pay to have someone edit something? Because I just sat down, after mooooonths of not doing it and I already hate it. Also, totally forgot about 4 audios I recorded a while back that I need to edit too 😫
I like recording thats the fun part! Editing however
I like recording thats the fun part! Editing however
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Asking for me - how much does one actually pay to have someone edit something? Because I just sat down, after mooooonths of not doing it and I already hate it. Also, totally forgot about 4 audios I recorded a while back that I need to edit too 😫
I like recording thats the fun part! Editing however
I like recording thats the fun part! Editing however
I'll take both, I'm a greedy girl after all. Although, maybe 75%+ of the time I'd rather you bully me into it 🫠🫣
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'll take both, I'm a greedy girl after all. Although, maybe 75%+ of the time I'd rather you bully me into it 🫠🫣
Weekends are for making breakfast
Toasted hashbrowns
Queso fresco
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Sautéed onions
Crumbled bacon
Slices avocado
Drizzled Sriracha
I forgot to buy tomatoes 😫
Toasted hashbrowns
Queso fresco
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Sautéed onions
Crumbled bacon
Slices avocado
Drizzled Sriracha
I forgot to buy tomatoes 😫
February 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Weekends are for making breakfast
Toasted hashbrowns
Queso fresco
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Sautéed onions
Crumbled bacon
Slices avocado
Drizzled Sriracha
I forgot to buy tomatoes 😫
Toasted hashbrowns
Queso fresco
Seasoned scrambled eggs
Sautéed onions
Crumbled bacon
Slices avocado
Drizzled Sriracha
I forgot to buy tomatoes 😫
When I've had a long (shitty-ish) week Friday night is self-care time
I got myself something pretty to look at, ate some delicious Mexican food and drank yummy cocktails, and now I'm relaxing with a face mask on munching on some Boom Chicka Pop kettle corn
That'll do, pig, that'll do
I got myself something pretty to look at, ate some delicious Mexican food and drank yummy cocktails, and now I'm relaxing with a face mask on munching on some Boom Chicka Pop kettle corn
That'll do, pig, that'll do
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
When I've had a long (shitty-ish) week Friday night is self-care time
I got myself something pretty to look at, ate some delicious Mexican food and drank yummy cocktails, and now I'm relaxing with a face mask on munching on some Boom Chicka Pop kettle corn
That'll do, pig, that'll do
I got myself something pretty to look at, ate some delicious Mexican food and drank yummy cocktails, and now I'm relaxing with a face mask on munching on some Boom Chicka Pop kettle corn
That'll do, pig, that'll do
With "waffle" being in my name I seriously lack waffle content. About to change!
If you have leftover mashed potatoes but you don't want to eat mashed potatoes, put them in a waffle maker!
Mashed potatoes
1-2 eggs mixed in
Shredded Mexican cheese
Crumbled bacon
Drizzled Sriracha
If you have leftover mashed potatoes but you don't want to eat mashed potatoes, put them in a waffle maker!
Mashed potatoes
1-2 eggs mixed in
Shredded Mexican cheese
Crumbled bacon
Drizzled Sriracha
February 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
With "waffle" being in my name I seriously lack waffle content. About to change!
If you have leftover mashed potatoes but you don't want to eat mashed potatoes, put them in a waffle maker!
Mashed potatoes
1-2 eggs mixed in
Shredded Mexican cheese
Crumbled bacon
Drizzled Sriracha
If you have leftover mashed potatoes but you don't want to eat mashed potatoes, put them in a waffle maker!
Mashed potatoes
1-2 eggs mixed in
Shredded Mexican cheese
Crumbled bacon
Drizzled Sriracha
Oh, wow, thank you everyone for your faith in me 🫣 I did it!
I'm about to record a proper script for the first time in months and I'm getting stage freight
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and making a funny face .
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February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Oh, wow, thank you everyone for your faith in me 🫣 I did it!