Butt-head Problem-causer
@azuresskye.bsky.social
Adult (35+) male, married, queer-ish. Maximum horny drive. Sarcasm to deal with not-quite-'tism.
Lover of girl pop: Taylor, Sabrina, Madison, & Alessandra. 😊
Lover of girl pop: Taylor, Sabrina, Madison, & Alessandra. 😊
Really tired of fansite SWers that run every conversation as a way to lead people on.
I literally want to give you money for shit you've already made. Yeah, I'll play along and spend a bit more than I planned... Once.
Once I've sussed out the fakeness, I'm gone. And a lil' sad.
I literally want to give you money for shit you've already made. Yeah, I'll play along and spend a bit more than I planned... Once.
Once I've sussed out the fakeness, I'm gone. And a lil' sad.
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Really tired of fansite SWers that run every conversation as a way to lead people on.
I literally want to give you money for shit you've already made. Yeah, I'll play along and spend a bit more than I planned... Once.
Once I've sussed out the fakeness, I'm gone. And a lil' sad.
I literally want to give you money for shit you've already made. Yeah, I'll play along and spend a bit more than I planned... Once.
Once I've sussed out the fakeness, I'm gone. And a lil' sad.
Nothing like playing Quantum Break followed by watching Back to the Future.
From "Time travel cannot change the past" to "Time travel changes things super easily". 😂
From "Time travel cannot change the past" to "Time travel changes things super easily". 😂
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nothing like playing Quantum Break followed by watching Back to the Future.
From "Time travel cannot change the past" to "Time travel changes things super easily". 😂
From "Time travel cannot change the past" to "Time travel changes things super easily". 😂
My boss is 200cm tall with cool dad energy. It makes me feel like a teenager in a hilariously visceral way. 😂
October 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
My boss is 200cm tall with cool dad energy. It makes me feel like a teenager in a hilariously visceral way. 😂
The modern search experience makes me shake with rage. I can't ever find what I'm looking for. No query is specific enough to give more than superficially relevant results.
My hands hurt from hitting the wall, my throat is sore from screaming, "Clanker, you do NOT know what I want BETTER THAN ME!"
My hands hurt from hitting the wall, my throat is sore from screaming, "Clanker, you do NOT know what I want BETTER THAN ME!"
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The modern search experience makes me shake with rage. I can't ever find what I'm looking for. No query is specific enough to give more than superficially relevant results.
My hands hurt from hitting the wall, my throat is sore from screaming, "Clanker, you do NOT know what I want BETTER THAN ME!"
My hands hurt from hitting the wall, my throat is sore from screaming, "Clanker, you do NOT know what I want BETTER THAN ME!"
Quietly going insane with Acro Javascript because my loop skips all iterations between 2 and 15. And there's no code to skip or exit a loop. 😭😭😭😭
I'm 90% sure I'm referencing something wrong.
I'm 90% sure I'm referencing something wrong.
October 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Quietly going insane with Acro Javascript because my loop skips all iterations between 2 and 15. And there's no code to skip or exit a loop. 😭😭😭😭
I'm 90% sure I'm referencing something wrong.
I'm 90% sure I'm referencing something wrong.
I try very hard to be funny. I succeed on occasion, too.
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I try very hard to be funny. I succeed on occasion, too.
Nothing like 3 hours of sleep before what would become 12 hours of work. 😓 Constantly losing my train of thought while trying to leave the office just leads to me trying, and failing, to do more.
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Nothing like 3 hours of sleep before what would become 12 hours of work. 😓 Constantly losing my train of thought while trying to leave the office just leads to me trying, and failing, to do more.
Gendered bathrooms are stupid.
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Gendered bathrooms are stupid.
I find it disturbing how my happier I am when I disengage from news and politics. The world should not be this miserable of a place.
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I find it disturbing how my happier I am when I disengage from news and politics. The world should not be this miserable of a place.
One of the most stressful parts of my job is self-advocacy and promotion.
I am expected to write 5 short paragraphs explaining what I did, why it matters, and how it made "the mission" better. Plus 1 paragraph on self-improvement.
Winning these awards is a significant boost for promotion.
1/4
I am expected to write 5 short paragraphs explaining what I did, why it matters, and how it made "the mission" better. Plus 1 paragraph on self-improvement.
Winning these awards is a significant boost for promotion.
1/4
September 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
One of the most stressful parts of my job is self-advocacy and promotion.
I am expected to write 5 short paragraphs explaining what I did, why it matters, and how it made "the mission" better. Plus 1 paragraph on self-improvement.
Winning these awards is a significant boost for promotion.
1/4
I am expected to write 5 short paragraphs explaining what I did, why it matters, and how it made "the mission" better. Plus 1 paragraph on self-improvement.
Winning these awards is a significant boost for promotion.
1/4
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i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
For me, the most depressing result of pandemic normalization has been the realization that there is no one in my life that I trust to make medical decisions for me. 😔
Not my wife, not my family, not my best friend.
Not my wife, not my family, not my best friend.
August 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
For me, the most depressing result of pandemic normalization has been the realization that there is no one in my life that I trust to make medical decisions for me. 😔
Not my wife, not my family, not my best friend.
Not my wife, not my family, not my best friend.
I had a nightmare where I was giving up masking. Which feels so insane...
Why can't society invest in cleaner air, like cleaner water?
Why can't society invest in cleaner air, like cleaner water?
June 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I had a nightmare where I was giving up masking. Which feels so insane...
Why can't society invest in cleaner air, like cleaner water?
Why can't society invest in cleaner air, like cleaner water?
I'm all for being horny on main, but I cannot stand uncredited content, misleading profile photos, and outright pretending to be someone you are not! 🤬🤬🤬
June 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm all for being horny on main, but I cannot stand uncredited content, misleading profile photos, and outright pretending to be someone you are not! 🤬🤬🤬
Pretty sure someone took a photo of my handsomely masked self at the airport. 😑
May 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Pretty sure someone took a photo of my handsomely masked self at the airport. 😑
Cool, cool, cool.
First my wife, now my job: "Your continued masking is raising concerns about your future with us." 🤬😭
First my wife, now my job: "Your continued masking is raising concerns about your future with us." 🤬😭
April 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cool, cool, cool.
First my wife, now my job: "Your continued masking is raising concerns about your future with us." 🤬😭
First my wife, now my job: "Your continued masking is raising concerns about your future with us." 🤬😭
My relationship has reached a breaking point. I can either continue to mask or I can stay married. I can't do both. 😭😭
April 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My relationship has reached a breaking point. I can either continue to mask or I can stay married. I can't do both. 😭😭
My darling wife: "I don't know where I think I'm going, I don't know where I am!"
April 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My darling wife: "I don't know where I think I'm going, I don't know where I am!"
My lungs still itch since last month. Finally went to the doctor and was told, "it might be allergies or heart burn. No idea, but since it does not seem serious, here's some meds to try." 😑
March 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My lungs still itch since last month. Finally went to the doctor and was told, "it might be allergies or heart burn. No idea, but since it does not seem serious, here's some meds to try." 😑
I spent a day maskless to please my wife. We were mostly outside, but in crowds. However, there were multiple times indoors with 1500+ ppm CO2.
Now, my upper chest/lower throat hurt. "It's just the cold air." she says. 😑
Now, my upper chest/lower throat hurt. "It's just the cold air." she says. 😑
February 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I spent a day maskless to please my wife. We were mostly outside, but in crowds. However, there were multiple times indoors with 1500+ ppm CO2.
Now, my upper chest/lower throat hurt. "It's just the cold air." she says. 😑
Now, my upper chest/lower throat hurt. "It's just the cold air." she says. 😑
Why hasn't Starbucks partnered with Ariana Grande to make her a custom, orderable drink?
Just imagine walking in an ordering "One Ariana, Grande, please." 😂
Just imagine walking in an ordering "One Ariana, Grande, please." 😂
February 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Why hasn't Starbucks partnered with Ariana Grande to make her a custom, orderable drink?
Just imagine walking in an ordering "One Ariana, Grande, please." 😂
Just imagine walking in an ordering "One Ariana, Grande, please." 😂
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I do appreciate how creative humans are and how they can make songs about the fall of democracy that really slap
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I do appreciate how creative humans are and how they can make songs about the fall of democracy that really slap
For the first time in 4 years, my (new) supervisor pulled me aside and told me that my FloMask is "obtrusive". Leadership would like me to "tone it down." 😥
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
For the first time in 4 years, my (new) supervisor pulled me aside and told me that my FloMask is "obtrusive". Leadership would like me to "tone it down." 😥
I am becoming increasingly nervous that one day soon, I'm going to sit on my toilet and it finally rip off the wall and shatter on the ground, and I will have to go to the ER with an horrifying ass injury. 😥😥
December 31, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I am becoming increasingly nervous that one day soon, I'm going to sit on my toilet and it finally rip off the wall and shatter on the ground, and I will have to go to the ER with an horrifying ass injury. 😥😥
Do not forget to degauss your cat at midnight tonight!
December 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Do not forget to degauss your cat at midnight tonight!