Butt-head Problem-causer
azuresskye.bsky.social
Butt-head Problem-causer
@azuresskye.bsky.social
Adult (35+) male, married, queer-ish. Maximum horny drive. Sarcasm to deal with not-quite-'tism.
Lover of girl pop: Taylor, Sabrina, Madison, & Alessandra. 😊
Happy birthday, Hami!
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The brain and nerve damage from the pando probably won't help either.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I used to go with "Old enough to rent a car", but your post made me realize that was too vague.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every one of these fuckin' posts breaks my brain because I *always* read "Supreme Court". 😭 (I'm so tired, dawg.)
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Term limits encourage corruption because they treat the symptoms and not the causes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Speaking of revenge, Mr. Guy, what do you think is the man's equivalent to a "revenge dress"??
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Spicy on the inside, and spicy on the outside.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh it is fabulous. It's so brilliantly dumb! 😁
October 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sounds like mold problems...
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I was a child when I first read your comic. Now I have back pain and debt... Where did it all go wrong?
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well I'm fuckin' offended.
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Nope. I just failed to include "var" before my "i = 1" in my For loop's initialization statement. Which allowed another wild, global scope "i" to overwrite it.

Absolutely amazing.
October 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Unproblematic?! UNPROBLEMATIC?!?!

WHAT DO THE ORANGE DOORS MEAN?!?!
THIS IS A PROBBLEEEEEMMM!!! 😭😭😭
October 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
But, like, she's already a whole song about rewriting how Romeo and Juliet ends... Is this so out of character?
October 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So literally. 😭 Battery powered heated blankets would be so useful!
September 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That article looks like it was Generated. 😑
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This sounds insane, but I'd love the option of "Not Followers" and "People you don't follow". 😅😅
September 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM