Big Dyke Energy
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She/it. Trans autistic wolfdyke. Hugo-nominated author, poet, gamer, statistician, bitch with teeth.
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Av: @originalzin.bsky.social
💙 In girlfriends with @skybun.bsky.social and @cwill.net
18+ to follow.
Ontario.
Writing: AzureCanis.itch.io
*Falls over, spilling a handful of several dozen wedding rings*
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
*Falls over, spilling a handful of several dozen wedding rings*
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"Improve pace of play, free agency, and fan engagement by having a 1/40,000 chance the umpire shoots the batter" still is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen
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February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"Improve pace of play, free agency, and fan engagement by having a 1/40,000 chance the umpire shoots the batter" still is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen
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God imagining them doing the hat swapping bit
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
God imagining them doing the hat swapping bit
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Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."