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Az Venus
@azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com
They/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
ΘΔ • opossum / trash gryphon / grigori
Pansexual • Demiromantic • Polyamorous
I have the worst luck.

~Sel in human form, Az when not.~
The more I hear Tangerine Palpatine puff up about 50-year mortages, the more I think he has no concept of loan interest or amortization. Does he think you only have to pay back the amount you borrowed? I guess I shouldn't expect anything more from a guy who's nortorious for not paying...
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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“Never put in an email anything you don’t want read out loud to a jury.”

-Common advice given by lawyers
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.

His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org

Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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It’s go fund me time, I didn’t wanna but friends said I should and made it

If you can donate thank you and if not it’s all good pls pass it around if it’s not too much trouble 💗

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ve...
Donate to Support Veronica's Journey!, organized by Catriona Bullock
Hi everyone! This is Cat, Veronica’s friend and motorsport teammate. Veronica is a ta… Catriona Bullock needs your support for Support Veronica's Journey!
www.gofundme.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
May I take this moment to remind everyone that we have the Star Trek series becuase of Lucille Ball's production company, Desilu Studios. Becuase she, as its head, approved the pilot despite her own board of directors rejecting it.
okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Got another piece of election mail today addressed to spouse's first name and my full government name. 🤬

I have yet to receive a single piece of election mail addressed to me since I changed my name! Every envelope is addressed like I'm less-than, like they don't consider me an individual voter.
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Friday evening traffic in NJ smells like hot brakes and frustration.
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'll be at VCF in NJ on Saturday. I'm bringing 2 Mac LC's & 1 Mac LCII with me; untested since 2002ish, in great physical condition.

Spouse is bringing a tested & fully working Quadra 700.

If you're interested in taking any of those home with you, drop me a message or find the blue-haired raccoon!
Note: I'm going to the VCF Swap Meet in Wall Twp., NJ on Saturday. I'm not vendoring, but I am bringing a Quadra 700 with me. If interested early and can pick up on site, shoot me a message! Yes, it works. #vcf #vcfswapmeet #retrocomputing #Quadra700
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Nothing like trying to balance my ledgers before payday tomorrow only to find both Venmo and Paypal are having login troubles. 😵‍💫

Way to give me a panic attack...
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"SWIFT functionality is degraded."
“Let me explain, Officer.”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

The drives were clicking.
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Got another one today, this one addressed to <typically-male spouse's first name> and <my first and middle names> <last name>...

I'm going to need my county's Democratic Committee to DO FUCKING BETTER.
So discouraging to get election mail about retaining abortion rights & the rights of Pennsylvanians to be themselves, only to be addressed w/ "<typically-male spouse's name> and <my name> <last name>". 👀

Not "<last name> Household"...

Just automatically addressed w/ typically-male name first. 😠
October 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So discouraging to get election mail about retaining abortion rights & the rights of Pennsylvanians to be themselves, only to be addressed w/ "<typically-male spouse's name> and <my name> <last name>". 👀

Not "<last name> Household"...

Just automatically addressed w/ typically-male name first. 😠
October 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If Doug Demuro doesn't already have a fursona, he's giving strong "excitable Husky" energy in today's Audi video.
September 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A bunch of well meaning people on other hellsites are spreading the “Canada is donating a US toll free number for LGBTQ+ suicide prevention” misinformation without checking it. Again.

Reminder: no they haven’t. The number being shared is a Trans Lifeline peer support number for Canadians.
September 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
As someone that uses Google Home as assistive technology, it is rage-inducing levels of annoying when basic tasks like controlling lights stops working randomly for hours at a time. Then to find out I also can't reboot any displays or minis from the app to troubleshoot... 🤬
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Pennsylvanians, today is the first day CVS is offering the *new* 2025-2026 COVID vaccine! Get yours today! 💉
September 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Happy Thursday to everyone except me, who woke up to find their estranged mother left a screaming, crying, incoherent voicemail at 4:15am.🫩

The audible parts of the VM are accusing me of moving her wheelchair out of reach while she was asleep...

I haven't had keys to her house for 7+ years!
August 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
August 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It feels like a kick in the face to get a $500 bill for lab work I had July becuase insurance denied the claim as out-of-network services. I had the exact same lab work at the exact same facility in March & April, both claims of which were paid as in-network. Suddenly, now it's out-of-network? WTF?
August 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Friendly reminder that we streamers don't get to control what gets advertised during our ad breaks.

If you see a questionable ad on our channels, let us know and report them like below. We don't want them there either.
Apparently ICE is about to start putting out ads on platforms?

If these ads come to Twitch, here's a (hopefully) handy tip when one comes on:
1. Click the gear icon, bottom right of the player.
2. Click "Report Playback Issue".
3. Select this option.

Hopefully this will work!
August 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It arrived today...

✅ Correct Name
✅ "x" Gender Marker!
August 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Trans Passport Drama™️ update...

Status update on 7/14 said they received my attestation & I'm back in process.

Called NPIC today to get a processing time estimate only to be told their system doesn't match what I'm seeing on the status page; I'm showing as "paused, pending verification"...
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's happened again three more times!

7/17 - You no longer have a FICO® Score
7/18 - You now have a FICO® Score!
7/24 - You no longer have a FICO® Score

I'm convinced there are no employees at Experian. It's automated phone tree hell where every number & extension goes to the same useless AI. 💢
Come the fuck on Experian! 🤬 It's every goddamned week, sometimes multiple times per week, for SIX MONTHS. I've now got creditors threatening to close my accounts becuase you assholes can't get your shit together. Apparently having & then not having a FICO score repeatedly makes me a "credit risk".
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Come the fuck on Experian! 🤬 It's every goddamned week, sometimes multiple times per week, for SIX MONTHS. I've now got creditors threatening to close my accounts becuase you assholes can't get your shit together. Apparently having & then not having a FICO score repeatedly makes me a "credit risk".
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM