Sparf the Sand Moose
@sparf.bsky.social
DC Area Furry, author, actor, narrator, LARPer, mediocre M:tG player, and lots more. 42
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Trans Rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
My posts represent NO ORGANIZATION.
Trans Rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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What the Fur!? Stories and Text from the Furry Fandom (Complete)
YouTube video by Chris Williams (Sparf)
youtu.be
The furry fandom is going to become a lifeline and anchor for so many people. A place where they can still be themselves, safely.
This show I wrote for my master’s thesis in 2012 is probably a little saccharine, but maybe it will bring someone a needed boost.
youtu.be/RSBUjdRHQbA?...
This show I wrote for my master’s thesis in 2012 is probably a little saccharine, but maybe it will bring someone a needed boost.
youtu.be/RSBUjdRHQbA?...
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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Gently, some of y’all have got to recover from being called “weird” in high school and start blocking people instead of trying to convince them you’re not. Be weird and distance yourself from the people who are too embarrassed to be weird themselves.
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Gently, some of y’all have got to recover from being called “weird” in high school and start blocking people instead of trying to convince them you’re not. Be weird and distance yourself from the people who are too embarrassed to be weird themselves.
Please PLEASE NOTE: This is just dark thoughts and not anything I believe seriously
But I’m starting to feel like the people trying to foist GenAI on us for creative tasks deserve to have the language center of the brain excised.
But I’m starting to feel like the people trying to foist GenAI on us for creative tasks deserve to have the language center of the brain excised.
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Please PLEASE NOTE: This is just dark thoughts and not anything I believe seriously
But I’m starting to feel like the people trying to foist GenAI on us for creative tasks deserve to have the language center of the brain excised.
But I’m starting to feel like the people trying to foist GenAI on us for creative tasks deserve to have the language center of the brain excised.
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peek = 🫣
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
peek = 🫣
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
peak = 🗻
pique = 👀
More bad art. This one is a problem of technique. The stars were to be done with a stencil. But the paint just made blobs, so I had to touch up by hand.
This is symbolism from the LARP I play
This is symbolism from the LARP I play
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 AM
More bad art. This one is a problem of technique. The stars were to be done with a stencil. But the paint just made blobs, so I had to touch up by hand.
This is symbolism from the LARP I play
This is symbolism from the LARP I play
I have too many.
I’m going to skip a buuuunch of obvious choices and list some relatively obscure shit.
Part of these being favorites isn’t because they’re great but because I got them at the toy store equivalent of Ross/TJX and I had to learn to play them.
First: Werewolf: the Last Warrior
I’m going to skip a buuuunch of obvious choices and list some relatively obscure shit.
Part of these being favorites isn’t because they’re great but because I got them at the toy store equivalent of Ross/TJX and I had to learn to play them.
First: Werewolf: the Last Warrior
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I have too many.
I’m going to skip a buuuunch of obvious choices and list some relatively obscure shit.
Part of these being favorites isn’t because they’re great but because I got them at the toy store equivalent of Ross/TJX and I had to learn to play them.
First: Werewolf: the Last Warrior
I’m going to skip a buuuunch of obvious choices and list some relatively obscure shit.
Part of these being favorites isn’t because they’re great but because I got them at the toy store equivalent of Ross/TJX and I had to learn to play them.
First: Werewolf: the Last Warrior
Y’all. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t have the time, energy, or spoons to boycott even a tenth of the things that deserve it.
And I’m tired of never being allowed to just enjoy something, because I didn’t watch a six hour video essay and read three books before buying a thing.
And I’m tired of never being allowed to just enjoy something, because I didn’t watch a six hour video essay and read three books before buying a thing.
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Y’all. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t have the time, energy, or spoons to boycott even a tenth of the things that deserve it.
And I’m tired of never being allowed to just enjoy something, because I didn’t watch a six hour video essay and read three books before buying a thing.
And I’m tired of never being allowed to just enjoy something, because I didn’t watch a six hour video essay and read three books before buying a thing.
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The artist behind these has been doing this longer than most of us and we are so lucky to be able to enjoy the breadth of her work. She needs heart surgery and could really use community support atm
www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith
www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The artist behind these has been doing this longer than most of us and we are so lucky to be able to enjoy the breadth of her work. She needs heart surgery and could really use community support atm
www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith
www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith
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The furry fandom is going to become a lifeline and anchor for so many people. A place where they can still be themselves, safely.
This show I wrote for my master’s thesis in 2012 is probably a little saccharine, but maybe it will bring someone a needed boost.
youtu.be/RSBUjdRHQbA?...
This show I wrote for my master’s thesis in 2012 is probably a little saccharine, but maybe it will bring someone a needed boost.
youtu.be/RSBUjdRHQbA?...
What the Fur!? Stories and Text from the Furry Fandom (Complete)
YouTube video by Chris Williams (Sparf)
youtu.be
November 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
The furry fandom is going to become a lifeline and anchor for so many people. A place where they can still be themselves, safely.
This show I wrote for my master’s thesis in 2012 is probably a little saccharine, but maybe it will bring someone a needed boost.
youtu.be/RSBUjdRHQbA?...
This show I wrote for my master’s thesis in 2012 is probably a little saccharine, but maybe it will bring someone a needed boost.
youtu.be/RSBUjdRHQbA?...
If I don’t post about this stuff it’s not because I don’t care.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
If I don’t post about this stuff it’s not because I don’t care.
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
These are of Columbo.
These are of Columbo.
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
These are of Columbo.
These are of Columbo.
I really like watercolor pencils as a medium. My actual drawing skills are dogshit though. I made the mistake of dating an artist whose attempts at complimenting my art unintentionally came across as condescension.
So I never disciplined myself enough to do the work to get better.
So I never disciplined myself enough to do the work to get better.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I really like watercolor pencils as a medium. My actual drawing skills are dogshit though. I made the mistake of dating an artist whose attempts at complimenting my art unintentionally came across as condescension.
So I never disciplined myself enough to do the work to get better.
So I never disciplined myself enough to do the work to get better.
Making bad art in 2026.
Because I need to remember to try things.
Because I need to remember to try things.
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Making bad art in 2026.
Because I need to remember to try things.
Because I need to remember to try things.
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
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Quote with your red art
I got loads :}
I got loads :}
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Quote with your red art
I got loads :}
I got loads :}
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Happy Public Domain Day! Jan 1 marks the date when eligible works pass into the public domain in the United States. Notable works entering the public domain this year include certain early Mickey Mouse cartoons, the novel As I Lay Dying, and the Gershwin composition Embraceable You.
#copyright
#copyright
Public Domain Day 2026 | Duke University School of Law
January 1, 2026 is Public Domain Day: Works from 1930 are open to all, as are sound recordings from 1925! By Jennifer Jenkins and James Boyle[1] CC BY 4.0 Please note that this site is only about US l...
web.law.duke.edu
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Happy Public Domain Day! Jan 1 marks the date when eligible works pass into the public domain in the United States. Notable works entering the public domain this year include certain early Mickey Mouse cartoons, the novel As I Lay Dying, and the Gershwin composition Embraceable You.
#copyright
#copyright
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I’ll slap you so hard, your existence will be erased from historic convention records!
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Added “Your politics DO matter to me” to my Barq. Not that I use it like at all other than to see how out of touch with the local community I really am.
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Added “Your politics DO matter to me” to my Barq. Not that I use it like at all other than to see how out of touch with the local community I really am.
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#Furry #BookSky #FurryLit
Long before Tundratown in #Zootopia, there was New Tibet, an ice planet of ruthless tiger tycoons, polar bear and wolf crime families, and those caught between. ❄️🐺🐯🐻
#Furry #BookSky #FurryLit
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December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM