Sparf the Sand Moose
sparf.bsky.social
Sparf the Sand Moose
@sparf.bsky.social
DC Area Furry, author, actor, narrator, LARPer, mediocre M:tG player, and lots more. 42

My posts represent NO ORGANIZATION.

Trans Rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
You can tell a con is over by the migration of the Camp Howl hoodies/shirts.

I am now a part of the furry trash brigade too.

Thanks to @panicofgods.bsky.social and Cobalt for being some of the best con roommates ever.

And many thanks to whoever the two who bought my masks in the art show are!
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Lead-Nosed bat and the red and gold cracked carnival mask sold!

The other 3 are still in art show, purchasable for their After Close price
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Friends. Our Hilton Doubletree needs some serious help
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thinking of bidding on one of my masks @ Furpoc? Art show opens at 11!
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Folks @ Furpoc! I have masks in the art show!
Leaf-nosed bat, flying fox bat, random blue fox, cracked gold carnival-esque, and a corroded copper.
They are single-piece molded top-grain veg-tan leather, dyed and painted with acrylic paints, and with elastic
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Found it. This was the state of it. Pretty good for a maker who was new at the time. I'd have probably been happy with it when finished.
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Nyehehehehehehehheehhehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Simon Tristan Bartholomew from my short story Dance of the Veils and my eternal WIP book series (maybe one day). Art by @ifusmoraine.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A bunch of well meaning people on other hellsites are spreading the “Canada is donating a US toll free number for LGBTQ+ suicide prevention” misinformation without checking it. Again.

Reminder: no they haven’t. The number being shared is a Trans Lifeline peer support number for Canadians.
September 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Y’all think I’m kidding but it was serious. I literally saved this piece of the packaging from when I picked up Hot Shots Part Deux.

It was so funny. Ha ha. lol.

Fascists and authoritarians
Hate being laughed at. And we knew it.

We know it now and they’re trying to stop it.
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have a potential edge case question: Iam looking to submit masks that are technically 3D but hang on walls in a similar depth to canvases in your photo on this post.

Do I need to request a table space like any other 3D piece or may I request wall space? See photos for an example of what I mean:
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
July 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet. (I have 2 so the last one of each)
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a photo from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Exhibit fuckin’ C
July 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Exhibit B
July 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Case in point.
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My high school friend is at a table at Twin Cities Pride and just got a visit from this adorableness

She just sent me this photo:
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
One year(plus one day) Gotcha Day Anniversary to my kitties, Selina and Columbo.
June 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I never make time for fursuiting anymore. My suit is in pretty great shape for its age.

I only partial. I would like a full suit but I lack the skill and I definitely lack the funds. And I don’t know if I’d want my main or an alt fursona.

I also sweat like a conservative at a drag show so…
June 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Columbo says hi.
May 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don’t know if I am good at rating myself or not.
May 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This doesn’t seem to be a fandom-made book but damn if it doesn’t have the feel of old school furry art from way back:
April 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
April 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM