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SEO has completely broken Google and all other search engines. Aughh
July 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Biscuits with butter and marmalade aren’t the answer but they’re AN answer.
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dude— every time I see you on screen, I’m like “oh shit…”

You bring so much tension to a scene #thanksihateit #dopethief
April 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Still relevant
Ray and Manny stress me out. Omg. #DopeThief
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I absolutely love rooting for Dawn Staley and the Lady Gamecocks.
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There’s Shredder… Splinter…. Striker was X-Men
March 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The era of sage mentors
a close up of a cat with the words pizza 's okay on it
Alt: a close up of a mutant rat, Shredder, saying the words “Pizza’s okay.”
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The pizza ads— We were in a different era
a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are gathered around boxes of pizza
ALT: a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are gathered around boxes of pizza
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Now watching: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 2

The opening suspense still holds up—- even as good as the Matrix
March 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Pitt takes something from me every episode.

I’m crushed. exhausted. I need another episode.

Do I work there?
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Writing <<< having written
February 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The Seal commercial is dividing us as a country
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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black womanhood feels almost exactly like margaery tyrell being the only person with sense enough to notice that cersei was not coming and having a smug, religious, cult leader ignore her... until it was too late.
a woman with red hair and a crown on her head is standing in a crowd .
ALT: a woman with red hair and a crown on her head is standing in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My next form is finally here: the surprising of popping the tin lid to a void. An empty box. No cookies.

#tia #auntie #aunt
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“$12 is a lot, Martha” - me in HomeGoods #marthastew
January 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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the desire for carbs
1. What feeling do you have most difficulty controlling?
January 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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*me, 3 days ago* there are entirely too many little treats in this house

*me, today* all my little treats are gone :(
December 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
If “meet the parents” and “knives out” planned a scene…
I know exactly what I want to watch but I don’t know what it is.

Fun, not depressing, funny, not mean, good jokes, also maybe some fun mystery elements.

Basically I need something for people who would watch a new Knives Out movie every ten days or so.
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
An absolute unit of an album.
My go to for any roadtrip when I’m in the driver’s seat.

[A Good Night in the Ghetto] by Kamaiyah
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Anything goes for the charcuterie
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Also, has anyone created a covfefe coffee spot yet?

Ya know, with a dash of absurdity vibes, and great lighting?
December 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
So much violent coffee—
Vigilante coffee
Demolition coffee
Rifle coffee.

My goodness. Can coffee just be kind?
December 21, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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There's such a betrayal when a cookie *looks* good, but then it tastes... bad? Like, why did you do this to me? Why did you let down all the cookies of the world?
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Express Scripts is radicalizing me.

Companies that outsource to a company that outsource to a company is radicalizing me.
December 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM