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Brian Sargent
@awrightbrian.bsky.social
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I swear to god im going to eat carnitas witj flat parseley what has happened to me
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
also fuck you new jersey for selling me flat parseley and call8ng it cilantro
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
being sober is for people whose dogs arent dying
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ICE is in NYC and my kid’s workplace had a training.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My kid was stuck on the subway for almost an hour last night so I got to get in my first THANKS MAMDANI. Felt good. Like old times.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I❤️NY
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
3 things:
1. VOTE!
2. Vote for candidates that listen to those most at risk.
3. My new drag name:
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Everything is poopy and FIFA is definitely one of the orgs making it poopier, but also I just scored World Cup tickets so imma do a little cognitive dissonance happy dance right here by my computer
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dead Pioneers - The Caucasity (Official Audio)
YouTube video by HassleRecords
youtu.be
July 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I like short songs

youtu.be/fFWtmS6ubFA?...
STFU
YouTube video by Dead Pioneers - Topic
youtu.be
July 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Dear @amtrak.com I’d be willing to pay a little more for my tickets if it means the person who created this ad gets a raise
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Today a stupid metal straw case legit made me sad
June 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nothing disproves white supremacy more than white supremacists.
May 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just now I gave Paddington his lunchtime peanut butter covered allergy pill, but because I was warming up some pasta, he refused to eat his pill until I grated Parmesan over it like a goddamn Olive Garden
April 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I've been struggling to figure out how to be social in this new world order, and it might be a cop out but I think I need to ignore all the horror and damage and train my brain to focus on the positive. So here we go! Here are some things that bring me happiness right now:
February 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Made some sweatshirts for The Resistance love-mel-store.printify.me
February 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reader, I yelped
January 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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My child was struggling to choose a Year Book quote…Dorothy Parker, Terry Pratchett, Tamsyn Muir…many possibles considered

But today they reckon they’ve made their choice:
“So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.”

Thank you @marthawells.com
Thank you #murderbot
January 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
OK but what if it’s NOT a scam
January 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
In a conversation tonight about a relative's cancer, my 20-year-old daughter shared a lot of surprisingly interesting insight, then she closed with, "But admittedly, I learned all of that from COUNTNG THYME." @melanieconklin.bsky.social
January 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do y’all remember the clowns? When scary clowns were “everywhere”? This whole drone thing is just that. Or swing dancing.
December 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Damn google photos
November 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM