Oh Moses has one, Manny is doing circumference… I got this.

If he was smart I would guess he’s quoting Lord of the Flies. But he is illiterate so…

It’s always post horror movie that I need to retrieve something from a darkened part of the house!!!

I had never heard of it until I saw it at our courts (maybe I’m sheltered, lol) and was like, these people are REALLY into it.

It’s sweeping the nation!

Plot twist!! lol. We were just happy we got the courts resurfaced because the pickleball people complained. 🤣

Pickleball looks fun.

“We also understand that the new pickleball nets have not met expectations, particularly regarding tension and sturdiness. We are addressing these concerns and will share updates as soon as possible.” LOL

Station Eleven.

To be fair, we raised ourselves, we had to get those warnings drilled in because our parents sure weren’t paying attention!

(Reye’s syndrome does not occur in adults.)

(Advil is fine, but they say Tylenol is better and I think Tylenol is a pain relief scam, so I’m just going to take Advil.)

Baseball tournament! It was great weather!

Liberty of London!

I am a nervous flyer and because it was such a short flight and I had to work today I didn’t take my Ativan and boy, did I feel it.

As we got off the plane she was like “did you get your nap?” Lady, no. 🤣

There was loud talking about who would move the bag, then some loud man moved it, and then it still wouldn’t close and a different flight attendant came and she had had it too and was moving stupid briefcases, and Porto’s bags, and I’m just like, please, people, let’s get this show on the road!

She looked down at me and said, “you’ll get to sleep in just a moment ma’am,” I was like “lady, I’m not here, I am not in my body, I am not even tired.” She stayed for another 5 minutes. 😶‍🌫️