Awkwardly Social
@awkwardlysocial.bsky.social
I don’t make the rules, but I do make reality TV. You’re welcome.
Switched to the purple box instead. Annie wouldn’t do me dirty like that.
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Switched to the purple box instead. Annie wouldn’t do me dirty like that.
I have never seen a warning like this before. Cheetos Mac and cheese, what are we doing in that packing plant. 😩 (I know this is a bike choice for dinner.)
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have never seen a warning like this before. Cheetos Mac and cheese, what are we doing in that packing plant. 😩 (I know this is a bike choice for dinner.)
Let’s go girls!
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Let’s go girls!
Imagine putting your tv here when you could simply put it at eye level...
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imagine putting your tv here when you could simply put it at eye level...
We’ve been to Dewey Beach several times across 15 years and I never knew how close Assateague Island was! We drove out this morning and I got to see some ponies! Childhood dream unlocked!
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We’ve been to Dewey Beach several times across 15 years and I never knew how close Assateague Island was! We drove out this morning and I got to see some ponies! Childhood dream unlocked!
I've been saying, "mamacita" all weekend.
June 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've been saying, "mamacita" all weekend.
Guys, just look at the listing. It's insane. But also, when I got to this bedroom, I felt bereft because there wasn't a single chair. They got to me. THEY MADE ME BELIEVE IN THE CHAIR LIFE AND THEN TOOK IT AWAY.
May 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Guys, just look at the listing. It's insane. But also, when I got to this bedroom, I felt bereft because there wasn't a single chair. They got to me. THEY MADE ME BELIEVE IN THE CHAIR LIFE AND THEN TOOK IT AWAY.
THE LAUNDRY ROOM?!
May 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
THE LAUNDRY ROOM?!
I'm sorry. I can't stop now. THE SHOWER?! DO THESE PEOPLE EVER STAND?
May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm sorry. I can't stop now. THE SHOWER?! DO THESE PEOPLE EVER STAND?
THERE ARE TOO MANY CHAIRS IN THIS HOUSE. I AM FREAKING OUT.
May 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY CHAIRS IN THIS HOUSE. I AM FREAKING OUT.
ARE THEY FOR REAL?!
May 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ARE THEY FOR REAL?!
Like, do these people run the chair lobby?!
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Like, do these people run the chair lobby?!
When I got to this photo, I realized, they're just fucking with me now.
May 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When I got to this photo, I realized, they're just fucking with me now.
Oh, I like this hat.
April 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh, I like this hat.
So unnerving. But also, wrong.
April 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So unnerving. But also, wrong.
One nice thing about movies in the 90s is you could see what was happening. They lit them.
April 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One nice thing about movies in the 90s is you could see what was happening. They lit them.
Goddamn, Bill Fraker, leave some for the rest of ‘em.
April 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Goddamn, Bill Fraker, leave some for the rest of ‘em.
I’m reading The House With the Blind Glass Windows and it’s very, very bleak. And this paragraph… 😭😭
February 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m reading The House With the Blind Glass Windows and it’s very, very bleak. And this paragraph… 😭😭
Zillow description of the day. What a great opportunity for stress.
January 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Zillow description of the day. What a great opportunity for stress.
I'm cruising home listings in IL, and this photo... let's eat in the laundry room tonight!
January 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm cruising home listings in IL, and this photo... let's eat in the laundry room tonight!
Not me trying to think of other phrases that start with Fern to make this connection.
January 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not me trying to think of other phrases that start with Fern to make this connection.