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A.W.G.
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Puns are the highest form of humor.

Currently querying THE QUEEN IS DEAD.
WIP: Untitled Southern Horror
My dad lives there year-round.

Mid-December through March is the high season, so it's more expensive but the weather is unbeatable. I highly recommend a trip.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
People really need to watch The Alabama Solution to see just how corrupt the government is here. And it didn't even touch the "Habitual Offender" laws that add time to low level crimes, resulting in life sentences for non-violent crimes.

That is what we're up against down here, dammit.
October 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I was considering getting a heat pump when our furnace goes, but that was my biggest concern. We never know if it'll be a mild winter or not.
July 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thank you for saving Caph. I needed a shot of happiness right into my veins.
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What company? I've got storage to clean out.
June 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
As I was about to step off the elevator, Troy Aikman turned a corner and bumped into me. He is 6'4" while I am 5'2".

My nose made contact with his sternum before he even saw me.
June 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Bloodsucking Fiends and Dirty Job books are also great. In fact, I’ve enjoyed every book of his I’ve read.
June 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is literally the ending to my current work in progress. She burns it all down for a lot of reasons.
May 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I will always upvote Puddles.
May 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I loathe writing dialogue but not for the usual reason. I hate having to find the shift key for the double quotation marks. It is like a little brick wall that is easy to step over, but you avoid going down that route, instead.

I know this is a problem. I'm working on it.
May 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Depends on the time of year and/or life circumstances. Spring cleaning sweeps out the bad but never sweep out on New Year's. Get someone lucky to walk in the front door first.
April 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Did an eclipse happen, suddenly and without warning?
April 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That directly answered my question. Thank you!
April 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm having the same confusion. I got an email saying I was on the short list because it was chosen for #10queries but the editor did like 40. Does that make it a short list or not?
April 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You mean, he knew what he was doing? Yeah, now I'm just disgusted.
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We binged it this past week. Wtf was that Sam Rockwell monologue? And Lochlan had absolutely no character development. Why should I care?
April 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM