Jeff Morton
@awfulastronaut.bsky.social
Dad guy, Wife guy, Dog guy.
There is very little chance that you see this, but if you drive around in a black Cadillac in NE Edmonton and make comments out your window about womens' bodies as you drive by, I want you to know that the world would be better if you didn't exist.
#yeg
#yeg
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There is very little chance that you see this, but if you drive around in a black Cadillac in NE Edmonton and make comments out your window about womens' bodies as you drive by, I want you to know that the world would be better if you didn't exist.
#yeg
#yeg
I asked my toddler daughter how she was feeling tonight, and she looked at me with her cherub face and said "dangerous".
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I asked my toddler daughter how she was feeling tonight, and she looked at me with her cherub face and said "dangerous".
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I didn’t leak war plans. I was drunk!
March 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I didn’t leak war plans. I was drunk!
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Buying a Tesla but shaking my head to let people know that I don't approve of Elon's behavior
March 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Buying a Tesla but shaking my head to let people know that I don't approve of Elon's behavior
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It's not a demolition site it's a mass grave. It's not a demolition site it's a crime scene. It's not a demolition site its a homeland. It's not a demolition site it's Palestine. It's not a demolition site it's a genocide.
Trump, with Netanyahu sitting next to him, says "Gaza maybe is a demolition site right now ... you can't live in Gaza right now. I think we need another location."
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It's not a demolition site it's a mass grave. It's not a demolition site it's a crime scene. It's not a demolition site its a homeland. It's not a demolition site it's Palestine. It's not a demolition site it's a genocide.
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girlfriend: [opening up one of her presents to reveal an engagement ring] oh my god!!
me: [eagerly waiting for response] so?
girlfriend: i'm leaving you. santa just proposed to me
me: [eagerly waiting for response] so?
girlfriend: i'm leaving you. santa just proposed to me
December 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
girlfriend: [opening up one of her presents to reveal an engagement ring] oh my god!!
me: [eagerly waiting for response] so?
girlfriend: i'm leaving you. santa just proposed to me
me: [eagerly waiting for response] so?
girlfriend: i'm leaving you. santa just proposed to me