stephanie vacher
@awesome.bsky.social
i’m perceptive, but easily distracted
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::slowly stands while clapping::
September 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
::slowly stands while clapping::
of all the days to be binge watching succession 😎
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
of all the days to be binge watching succession 😎
there's something deeply ironic about the children of millennials being told that they, too, are not allowed to enjoy avocado toast
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
Fisher-Price Recalls Brunch & Go Stroller Toys Due to Choking Hazard
Consumers should immediately stop using the recalled stroller toys, keep them away from children, and contact Fisher-Price to receive a free replacement stroller toy. Consumers will be asked to perman...
www.cpsc.gov
April 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
there's something deeply ironic about the children of millennials being told that they, too, are not allowed to enjoy avocado toast
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...
presenting my premiere television episode stress spectrum
[lower stress episodes]
- president’s deputy chief of staff doesn’t want to listen to yo yo ma
- big guy defends server rack from supervisor
- russian family has chat with their neighbor in a parking garage
[lower stress episodes]
- president’s deputy chief of staff doesn’t want to listen to yo yo ma
- big guy defends server rack from supervisor
- russian family has chat with their neighbor in a parking garage
April 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
presenting my premiere television episode stress spectrum
[lower stress episodes]
- president’s deputy chief of staff doesn’t want to listen to yo yo ma
- big guy defends server rack from supervisor
- russian family has chat with their neighbor in a parking garage
[lower stress episodes]
- president’s deputy chief of staff doesn’t want to listen to yo yo ma
- big guy defends server rack from supervisor
- russian family has chat with their neighbor in a parking garage
this japan/SK/china alliance thing is the geopolitical equivalent of kendrick and drake dropping a double album of crooning duets
April 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this japan/SK/china alliance thing is the geopolitical equivalent of kendrick and drake dropping a double album of crooning duets
girl: babe i wanna dance
male figure skater: ok but i have some extremely specific requests that involve wearing sequins and strapping knives to our feet
male figure skater: also you have to do everything i do, but backwards
male figure skater: ok but i have some extremely specific requests that involve wearing sequins and strapping knives to our feet
male figure skater: also you have to do everything i do, but backwards
March 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
girl: babe i wanna dance
male figure skater: ok but i have some extremely specific requests that involve wearing sequins and strapping knives to our feet
male figure skater: also you have to do everything i do, but backwards
male figure skater: ok but i have some extremely specific requests that involve wearing sequins and strapping knives to our feet
male figure skater: also you have to do everything i do, but backwards
cool i was thinking of doing a capitalism but now i’m gonna drive my car until it hits 250,000 miles or the wheels literally fall off and i can no longer re-attach them
Breaking News: President Trump announced 25% tariffs on imported cars. The measure, intended to bring factories to the U.S., could significantly raise prices.
Trump Announces 25 Percent Tariffs on Imported Cars: Live Updates
The measure is intended to bring car factories to the United States but could increase prices for consumers significantly.
www.nytimes.com
March 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
cool i was thinking of doing a capitalism but now i’m gonna drive my car until it hits 250,000 miles or the wheels literally fall off and i can no longer re-attach them
wasn’t prepared for the fact that i don’t really know any nursery rhymes so this small human is gonna get renditions of black hole sun and heart shaped box instead
March 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
wasn’t prepared for the fact that i don’t really know any nursery rhymes so this small human is gonna get renditions of black hole sun and heart shaped box instead
no surprise that conan did so well hosting the oscars considering that the man knows exactly what it feels like to be robbed
March 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
no surprise that conan did so well hosting the oscars considering that the man knows exactly what it feels like to be robbed
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Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
February 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
you'd think after this many years of knowing myself as a clumsy person, i'd know better than to buy white clothing
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
you'd think after this many years of knowing myself as a clumsy person, i'd know better than to buy white clothing
if we’re supposed to be in the final days of rome then we need fewer lifted trucks driven by sweaty men with metabolic syndrome, and more buff shirtless dudes driving gilded chariots with beautiful horseys. i’ll gladly sit back and watch this whole place go to hell with that kind of entertainment.
January 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
if we’re supposed to be in the final days of rome then we need fewer lifted trucks driven by sweaty men with metabolic syndrome, and more buff shirtless dudes driving gilded chariots with beautiful horseys. i’ll gladly sit back and watch this whole place go to hell with that kind of entertainment.
SF wanted in on that california attention too, i guess
January 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
SF wanted in on that california attention too, i guess
happy “oh shit, oh fuck damn it i need to spend down the rest of my FSA that doesn’t roll over before midnight” day to all who celebrate
January 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
happy “oh shit, oh fuck damn it i need to spend down the rest of my FSA that doesn’t roll over before midnight” day to all who celebrate
currently about 5mins into red one and laughing my ass off at how real it is that buff santa is seamlessly integrated into the american military industrial complex
December 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
currently about 5mins into red one and laughing my ass off at how real it is that buff santa is seamlessly integrated into the american military industrial complex
happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate
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subaru crosstreks are a girl’s best friend
November 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
subaru crosstreks are a girl’s best friend
you’d think after 39 years on this godforsaken planet that my body would’ve figured out how to adapt to time zone changes, but no it just has to go and learn the same stupid lesson every time
November 12, 2024 at 5:57 AM
you’d think after 39 years on this godforsaken planet that my body would’ve figured out how to adapt to time zone changes, but no it just has to go and learn the same stupid lesson every time
going forward, at the start of every work presentation i will be including a 30 second casper mattress commercial, and at the end i’m going to have a slide with my venmo QR code
July 14, 2023 at 6:05 PM
going forward, at the start of every work presentation i will be including a 30 second casper mattress commercial, and at the end i’m going to have a slide with my venmo QR code
truffles (chocolate) > truffles (pig-discovered)
my mind will not be changed
my mind will not be changed
July 12, 2023 at 5:41 AM
truffles (chocolate) > truffles (pig-discovered)
my mind will not be changed
my mind will not be changed
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The way they pre-populated the servers with high-follow influencer types and fuckin’ brands kinda says everything you need to know about Threads. Like “ah, yes, finally, a new Twitter for the brands to enjoy!”
July 5, 2023 at 11:55 PM
The way they pre-populated the servers with high-follow influencer types and fuckin’ brands kinda says everything you need to know about Threads. Like “ah, yes, finally, a new Twitter for the brands to enjoy!”
what threads thinks it is v. what it actually is
July 5, 2023 at 11:52 PM
what threads thinks it is v. what it actually is
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.
July 4, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.