should probably make him an earl of somewhere

[high stress episodes]

- eastern european power plant employees are sent to fix some pipes

- green fire engulfs a house of worship

- italian christmas eve dinner

[medium stress episodes]

- paramedic has a tough time removing unexploded ordinance from a patient

- chem teacher’s wife pays back taxes with money stashed under their home

- a pennsylvanian ER treats many shooting victims

no native apple carplay integration 😭

thanks! we’re not really posting them on socials until they’re old enough to make educated choices about how visible they want to be on the internet 🥰 but suffice it to say that we’re thrilled

(i reserve the right to yap about my lived experiences though, lol)

very small, cute nose, looks a lot like @thegestalt.org

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

it’s so nice in theory though

as someone who hasn’t worn a matching pair of socks in probably close to a decade i would implore you to embrace the chaos

left and right are merely suggestions, hell you could even buy another pair just to wear two left no right. the world is your oyster, my dear friend.

for the love of god i need this to be a real tweet (or toot, skeet, post, whatever)

tbh i appreciate the type of people who get excited for an MRI (even in the face of a potentially unfortunate diagnosis) because instead of thinking of it as a spooky claustrophobic magnet turbine, they see the opportunity for an experimental electronic music experience built for one