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AWelshCorgi
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[they/them] big town dog, small town crimes
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twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
April 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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The simulation is so real
March 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Day 3 of pescadomaxxing on vacation and we’re still going strong. By the end of it I will either have enough omega 3 fatty acids to reason us out of this mess, or my and RFK Jr’s worms can fight it out Pacific Rim style.
February 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Holding on as long as I can on the off chance we can get a new NIN arg out of this’n
February 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Do autopsy technicians take requests, like could I get them to finally figure out what was going on with my hand and wrist pain so that someday the people I leave behind knew I was right?
February 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Manager types, make sure you're giving folks support to take time off to #vote, and cascade that through your org as needed.

If the project ships late cus a few folks took a few hours off, it wasn't making the deadline anyway.
November 5, 2024 at 11:29 AM
If a contractor says "If it were my own mother's house, I'd..." you're about to hear a straight up bonkers hack that god himself would not permit, none the less the city
April 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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mfs be saying “feb” because they can’t spell febuwuairy
January 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Your dog could need the same glasses prescription as you and you'd never know it
January 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
DANG I just had one of those good, deep, double sided back cracks, like the ones you could only get twisting in your school chair.
January 12, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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you ever screw up boiling eggs
September 17, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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He's asleep
August 19, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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Weaponizing the language of mental health and social justice to get a double-serving of chicken on my burrito.
August 6, 2023 at 3:44 AM
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They are called jorts
July 19, 2023 at 1:08 PM
that "one drink for caffeine, one drink for hydration, and one for flavor" post but it's me with three different sized tasks to procrastinate on which each motivate me to do the other instead
July 14, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Doing stagger damage to myself every time I use the phone because I'm unsure if I auto-pilot said "I love you" to the fence installers before hanging up
July 10, 2023 at 6:50 PM
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April 28, 2023 at 1:03 AM
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Just two hotties, looking at each other
May 11, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Hrusb insists I show him the "authentic Waffle House experience", which either means we inhale a texas melt within seconds after driving all morning through hurricane floodwaters, or we try to make it through a bleary 2am comedown while trying not to make eye contact with anyone
May 4, 2023 at 6:11 PM