You’re assuming I have control of Alexa. I’ll have you know that Alexa knows of 10 accounts in my household - at least - and none of them are mine.

So I am currently editing to the tune of “The Enderman Rap.” (By Dan Bull?)

I think I like your choice better 😉.

The 1/64 of me that is Native American sort of thinks he may have a point?

The pale-skinned invaders have been known to carry smallpox.

Who wants to tell them that they’ve got to leave?

I’m sorry for the way I am. If it bothers you I can unfollow you and make your life simpler 😞.

What, no sample this time? That’s not page 129, I know that. That’s the cover, bruv.

I guess I understand why posts can’t be edited on social media. I said what I said, right?

But like… spelling and grammar. Let me make december December and I promise the sky won’t fall. (Well… not because of that, anyway. Correlation doesn’t equal causation. Don’t blame me for Armageddon, please.)

“Shipping Out” by David Foster Wallace has had a heavy influence on my writing, especially re: the non-fiction, creative variety. If you haven’t read it, you should! It is available here and other places.

rvannoy.asp.radford.edu/rvn/312/wall...

#booksky, #authorshy, #writingcommunity

It went through, and it’s live. I guess cute worked…

I know, I know. Talk about your books. Don‘t bury the important posts in an avalanche of dribble.

I literally can’t help myself.

Hey. 5 out of 7 is still over 70%. That ain’t bad.

Oh no! See: the laundry I started last night was uneven (UE), and so I ended up night-owling myself and left you all the tender worms. 😔. I hope they were nice and juicy.

I’ll get there someday… #5amwritersclub

I’m not part of the club. But I could be? Could I be?

Go, go, go!

>> [Title: Agent Bret]

You get what you get, Agent Bret
But don’t get too excited…
If it isn’t a lump of coal
You ought to be delighted.*

*Feeling like I overuse delighted in poetry, but that’s just a bit of self-criticism I didn’t need to add. Have I ruined the moment?

#WIP, #Writing, #Poetry