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Father. Author. Poet, if you’d like to be generous. Athlete, a distant … 7th? Aspiring goofball. And we don’t have to talk about the rest.
Interact with me here or on my aging, old school blog: http://thealmostcrime.blogspot.com.
Interact with me here or on my aging, old school blog: http://thealmostcrime.blogspot.com.
Yes, that’s right I’ve been a CHRONIC dabbler. Yes, that’s right. For YEARS.
I didn’t do all this this December (+the end of October). Nevertheless, I HAVE been busy…
#authorsky #booksky #writingcommunity
I didn’t do all this this December (+the end of October). Nevertheless, I HAVE been busy…
#authorsky #booksky #writingcommunity
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yes, that’s right I’ve been a CHRONIC dabbler. Yes, that’s right. For YEARS.
I didn’t do all this this December (+the end of October). Nevertheless, I HAVE been busy…
#authorsky #booksky #writingcommunity
I didn’t do all this this December (+the end of October). Nevertheless, I HAVE been busy…
#authorsky #booksky #writingcommunity
Ho-ho humdrum! Hee hee heebie-jeebies!
Don’t mind me. I’m having a laugh at some of the spelling errors Kindle found in The Second Coming of Christina.
Have any funny “spelling errors?” Please share! I could get used to this.
#booksky #authorsky #WIP #humorous
Don’t mind me. I’m having a laugh at some of the spelling errors Kindle found in The Second Coming of Christina.
Have any funny “spelling errors?” Please share! I could get used to this.
#booksky #authorsky #WIP #humorous
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ho-ho humdrum! Hee hee heebie-jeebies!
Don’t mind me. I’m having a laugh at some of the spelling errors Kindle found in The Second Coming of Christina.
Have any funny “spelling errors?” Please share! I could get used to this.
#booksky #authorsky #WIP #humorous
Don’t mind me. I’m having a laugh at some of the spelling errors Kindle found in The Second Coming of Christina.
Have any funny “spelling errors?” Please share! I could get used to this.
#booksky #authorsky #WIP #humorous
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Got it in one.* Forgot my hashtags, though.
*Two, actually. Forgive me the expression. (Had to delete the first post because it had a typo.)
#hashtags #morehashtags #thisisusefulright #trump #war #venezuela #bully #politics #completepost #picturebecauseithappened
*Two, actually. Forgive me the expression. (Had to delete the first post because it had a typo.)
#hashtags #morehashtags #thisisusefulright #trump #war #venezuela #bully #politics #completepost #picturebecauseithappened
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Got it in one.* Forgot my hashtags, though.
*Two, actually. Forgive me the expression. (Had to delete the first post because it had a typo.)
#hashtags #morehashtags #thisisusefulright #trump #war #venezuela #bully #politics #completepost #picturebecauseithappened
*Two, actually. Forgive me the expression. (Had to delete the first post because it had a typo.)
#hashtags #morehashtags #thisisusefulright #trump #war #venezuela #bully #politics #completepost #picturebecauseithappened
I found this is a book I wrote in … 2014? That I have gone back to edit and publish. Erie.
#politics, #authorsky, #booksky
Cursor because I decided to capitalize things, but the words have been mine for at least a decade.
#politics, #authorsky, #booksky
Cursor because I decided to capitalize things, but the words have been mine for at least a decade.
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I found this is a book I wrote in … 2014? That I have gone back to edit and publish. Erie.
#politics, #authorsky, #booksky
Cursor because I decided to capitalize things, but the words have been mine for at least a decade.
#politics, #authorsky, #booksky
Cursor because I decided to capitalize things, but the words have been mine for at least a decade.
People don’t like to be persecuted for no reason? Weird.
I guess I shouldn’t talk. I’m not Hispanic, and the quote stank of speculation. Maybe if I was Hispanic, I would suddenly enjoy being persecuted for no reason.
I guess I shouldn’t talk. I’m not Hispanic, and the quote stank of speculation. Maybe if I was Hispanic, I would suddenly enjoy being persecuted for no reason.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
People don’t like to be persecuted for no reason? Weird.
I guess I shouldn’t talk. I’m not Hispanic, and the quote stank of speculation. Maybe if I was Hispanic, I would suddenly enjoy being persecuted for no reason.
I guess I shouldn’t talk. I’m not Hispanic, and the quote stank of speculation. Maybe if I was Hispanic, I would suddenly enjoy being persecuted for no reason.
Is it just me?
One eighty-four declined to say
Whether or not they’d go,
Six answered yes. The funny bit?
One person stated, “no.”
#poetry, and honest-to-goodness my chuckle was audible when I saw that no. That is funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it??“Look: I’m definitely not coming. Fuck ya’ll.” 😂
One eighty-four declined to say
Whether or not they’d go,
Six answered yes. The funny bit?
One person stated, “no.”
#poetry, and honest-to-goodness my chuckle was audible when I saw that no. That is funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it??“Look: I’m definitely not coming. Fuck ya’ll.” 😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Is it just me?
One eighty-four declined to say
Whether or not they’d go,
Six answered yes. The funny bit?
One person stated, “no.”
#poetry, and honest-to-goodness my chuckle was audible when I saw that no. That is funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it??“Look: I’m definitely not coming. Fuck ya’ll.” 😂
One eighty-four declined to say
Whether or not they’d go,
Six answered yes. The funny bit?
One person stated, “no.”
#poetry, and honest-to-goodness my chuckle was audible when I saw that no. That is funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it??“Look: I’m definitely not coming. Fuck ya’ll.” 😂
😅. That’s a relief.
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
😅. That’s a relief.
Serious question, though 🙋♂️. Am I legally allowed to get this “cute” with the title page? It’s a first draft. Please take a look.
#authorsky, #booksky
#authorsky, #booksky
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Serious question, though 🙋♂️. Am I legally allowed to get this “cute” with the title page? It’s a first draft. Please take a look.
#authorsky, #booksky
#authorsky, #booksky
So, I love Ms. McKinnon most places onscreen. I just feel like she asked me to suspend my disbelief on page one, after which I had to offer it paid sabbatical. My disbelief and I are no longer on speaking terms and I’m worried a severance package is in order.
Like, ground me in something not weird?
Like, ground me in something not weird?
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So, I love Ms. McKinnon most places onscreen. I just feel like she asked me to suspend my disbelief on page one, after which I had to offer it paid sabbatical. My disbelief and I are no longer on speaking terms and I’m worried a severance package is in order.
Like, ground me in something not weird?
Like, ground me in something not weird?
The text makes the title change official. Saga resolved.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The text makes the title change official. Saga resolved.
I’m trying to be a good little author and concentrate on selling my #books, but you know. If I could distill my autobiography to 56 syllables and metaphors were allowed, I’m pretty sure this would be it.
#poetry, #authorsky, #istilldontknowthehashtags, #amidoingit
#poetry, #authorsky, #istilldontknowthehashtags, #amidoingit
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m trying to be a good little author and concentrate on selling my #books, but you know. If I could distill my autobiography to 56 syllables and metaphors were allowed, I’m pretty sure this would be it.
#poetry, #authorsky, #istilldontknowthehashtags, #amidoingit
#poetry, #authorsky, #istilldontknowthehashtags, #amidoingit
Q: You want to talk about your current creative non-fiction #WIP… thingy?
A: Well, I really wasn’t going to. But since you asked, yeah. One of the things I’m doing is critiquing my own poetry. Hopefully in a candid, entertaining way. Like so:
A: Well, I really wasn’t going to. But since you asked, yeah. One of the things I’m doing is critiquing my own poetry. Hopefully in a candid, entertaining way. Like so:
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Q: You want to talk about your current creative non-fiction #WIP… thingy?
A: Well, I really wasn’t going to. But since you asked, yeah. One of the things I’m doing is critiquing my own poetry. Hopefully in a candid, entertaining way. Like so:
A: Well, I really wasn’t going to. But since you asked, yeah. One of the things I’m doing is critiquing my own poetry. Hopefully in a candid, entertaining way. Like so:
Today I took a deep dive into the unmatched sock pile, hoping to match a bunch of socks.
But I only managed 26 pairs.
#disappointed
But I only managed 26 pairs.
#disappointed
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today I took a deep dive into the unmatched sock pile, hoping to match a bunch of socks.
But I only managed 26 pairs.
#disappointed
But I only managed 26 pairs.
#disappointed
Sold another two #books today! You can eyeball my sloppy longhand.
#authorsky, #booksky
www.books2read/thevisibilit...
www.books2read/sticksinthes...
#authorsky, #booksky
www.books2read/thevisibilit...
www.books2read/sticksinthes...
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sold another two #books today! You can eyeball my sloppy longhand.
#authorsky, #booksky
www.books2read/thevisibilit...
www.books2read/sticksinthes...
#authorsky, #booksky
www.books2read/thevisibilit...
www.books2read/sticksinthes...
Not completely satisfied with this one. The punctuation isn’t exactly what I wanted and I left a title off. Anyway, I’m going to stop now because my brain hurts. Hope this floats someone’s canoe…
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Not completely satisfied with this one. The punctuation isn’t exactly what I wanted and I left a title off. Anyway, I’m going to stop now because my brain hurts. Hope this floats someone’s canoe…
I’ve really done it now. 😂. Well and truly Sassy on the log. Homeward Bound, anyone?
Reading the #prompt explains the #prompt.
#writers, #challenge, #poetry
Reading the #prompt explains the #prompt.
#writers, #challenge, #poetry
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’ve really done it now. 😂. Well and truly Sassy on the log. Homeward Bound, anyone?
Reading the #prompt explains the #prompt.
#writers, #challenge, #poetry
Reading the #prompt explains the #prompt.
#writers, #challenge, #poetry
Anyone can interact with this #poetry. It says so at the bottom.
Did I do a thing?
(I imagine, I don’t know … POTUS reciting this poem to me. And he’s very proud that he remembered all the words. OK? So be kind if you want that invite to the demolished remains of the East Wing.)
Did I do a thing?
(I imagine, I don’t know … POTUS reciting this poem to me. And he’s very proud that he remembered all the words. OK? So be kind if you want that invite to the demolished remains of the East Wing.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Anyone can interact with this #poetry. It says so at the bottom.
Did I do a thing?
(I imagine, I don’t know … POTUS reciting this poem to me. And he’s very proud that he remembered all the words. OK? So be kind if you want that invite to the demolished remains of the East Wing.)
Did I do a thing?
(I imagine, I don’t know … POTUS reciting this poem to me. And he’s very proud that he remembered all the words. OK? So be kind if you want that invite to the demolished remains of the East Wing.)
“I put the ‘b’ in subtle.” 😂
OK, I’ll bite. First and last pages? Book 1 of 2? Here goes…
OK, I’ll bite. First and last pages? Book 1 of 2? Here goes…
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“I put the ‘b’ in subtle.” 😂
OK, I’ll bite. First and last pages? Book 1 of 2? Here goes…
OK, I’ll bite. First and last pages? Book 1 of 2? Here goes…
Asked and answered.
(But really more because of the content than the transcription, I guess.)
(But really more because of the content than the transcription, I guess.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Asked and answered.
(But really more because of the content than the transcription, I guess.)
(But really more because of the content than the transcription, I guess.)
Who’s that idiot with his paddle in the air? That’s me! The USAP* knows what I’m doing … it’s probably just horrendous follow-through technique.
Never too tired for, “One more game.”
*USA #Pickleball
Never too tired for, “One more game.”
*USA #Pickleball
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Who’s that idiot with his paddle in the air? That’s me! The USAP* knows what I’m doing … it’s probably just horrendous follow-through technique.
Never too tired for, “One more game.”
*USA #Pickleball
Never too tired for, “One more game.”
*USA #Pickleball
OK, I think I understand why #haikus are so popular on BlueSky.
It’s because they’re short! Right? That’s got to be the ONLY reason folks don’t write a #sonnet every day.
Well I’m here to tell you that my personal Kool-Aid is just sugar and water. (It’s safe for the drinking I swear.)
#authorsky
It’s because they’re short! Right? That’s got to be the ONLY reason folks don’t write a #sonnet every day.
Well I’m here to tell you that my personal Kool-Aid is just sugar and water. (It’s safe for the drinking I swear.)
#authorsky
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
OK, I think I understand why #haikus are so popular on BlueSky.
It’s because they’re short! Right? That’s got to be the ONLY reason folks don’t write a #sonnet every day.
Well I’m here to tell you that my personal Kool-Aid is just sugar and water. (It’s safe for the drinking I swear.)
#authorsky
It’s because they’re short! Right? That’s got to be the ONLY reason folks don’t write a #sonnet every day.
Well I’m here to tell you that my personal Kool-Aid is just sugar and water. (It’s safe for the drinking I swear.)
#authorsky