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avocado_overlord
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jigsaw’s fiancé
watching Big Mommas House 2
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
discovered a Stuart Little hate group on facebook tonight. good stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@babyrose.bsky.social go ahead and say “the inventor of the frozen burrito” one more time
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
get my wife some worms and dirt pronto
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
thinking about tubby custard
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
just got flipped off by a woman in a jeep with a dashboard full of toy ducks 😎
September 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
getting really sick of snack mixes being 90% pretzel
August 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
catdog but instead it’s two horses butts connected
July 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
where did catdog poop from
July 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
there’s an old saying in tennessee… i know it's in texas, probably in tennessee… that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. fool me… you can't get fooled again
June 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
dubai chocolate ruined my life!!!!!
more like poo-BYE chocolate!!!!!
June 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
who do these mosquitoes think they are
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“i lost my mojo baby - aka skittles” - my fiancé @babyrose.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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My fiancé just told me about Kris Kenner’s private chef and I’m stunned why isn’t everyone talking about this
June 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
do we think he is metrosexual?
May 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“i’m going to get a special microphone for your butthole noises” - my fiancé @babyrose.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
February 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
why are those carnivore diet guys always eating off wood cutting boards 👎
January 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
is there mandatory douchebag training when you purchase a dodge ram
October 1, 2024 at 7:43 PM
i don’t like lookin at those ferengi guys!!!!!!!!!!!
July 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
first stolen pepper of the season…. 😭
July 8, 2024 at 1:06 PM
criminalize spelunking
March 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
why do bamboo shoots smell like that
March 1, 2024 at 6:41 PM
February 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM