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avocado_overlord
@avocadooverlord.bsky.social
jigsaw’s fiancé
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
discovered a Stuart Little hate group on facebook tonight. good stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
what flavor is it
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
do we think he is metrosexual?
May 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
February 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
first stolen pepper of the season…. 😭
July 8, 2024 at 1:06 PM
February 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
September 20, 2023 at 10:34 PM
wanting lots and lots of attention is not a crime
August 29, 2023 at 12:56 AM
eat, pray, slay
August 25, 2023 at 1:38 AM
when people start to tell me the deep meaning behind their tattoos
August 22, 2023 at 11:42 PM
do u ever feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind wanting to start again?
August 20, 2023 at 1:53 PM
August 19, 2023 at 2:48 PM
August 19, 2023 at 12:13 PM
i’ve never had a better time using a bathroom than at the house with the framed bette midler lyrics
August 19, 2023 at 12:12 PM
August 19, 2023 at 12:10 PM
August 17, 2023 at 11:12 PM
would you post up with them? y/n
August 11, 2023 at 2:59 AM
@benhekr.bsky.social ate at potbelly sandwiches in chicago today in case u wanted to know. he didn’t want me telling the masses but he is my benemy
August 11, 2023 at 2:18 AM
August 11, 2023 at 1:35 AM
skeet me your best cat face
August 11, 2023 at 1:33 AM
when are we going to admit numetal needs to be revived
August 11, 2023 at 12:55 AM