I need to not face the general public for 48 hours
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I need to not face the general public for 48 hours
Nothing worse than people in public
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Nothing worse than people in public
Airplane: where I pay $800 to get pissed off all day
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Airplane: where I pay $800 to get pissed off all day
Airplane is easily one of the worst places u can be
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Airplane is easily one of the worst places u can be
Just made eye contact with someone eating a string cheese. Not great!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just made eye contact with someone eating a string cheese. Not great!!
I got this glass of water and my grandma said “what are you doing” ?????
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I got this glass of water and my grandma said “what are you doing” ?????
At my evil grandmas house and she’s saying evil stuff
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
At my evil grandmas house and she’s saying evil stuff
The big Michelob logo on the Luxor is very funny thank you Las Vegas
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The big Michelob logo on the Luxor is very funny thank you Las Vegas
Everyone at the Vegas airport has a cowboy hat is that a thing now
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Everyone at the Vegas airport has a cowboy hat is that a thing now
Woke up and my phones ugly
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Woke up and my phones ugly
Last night I was at a Friendsgiving and this panda show started playing on the tv after Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and everyone was talking but I couldn’t stop looking at big panda
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Last night I was at a Friendsgiving and this panda show started playing on the tv after Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and everyone was talking but I couldn’t stop looking at big panda
Drinking a coconut redbull through a straw rn. Transcendental.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Drinking a coconut redbull through a straw rn. Transcendental.
Why are they pushing mr pibb so hard what agenda is this
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Why are they pushing mr pibb so hard what agenda is this
Don’t speak to me if u are a celery hater
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don’t speak to me if u are a celery hater
Found out Dick Cheney died in a normal way instead of one those horny emoji chain texts from my brother
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Found out Dick Cheney died in a normal way instead of one those horny emoji chain texts from my brother
Eating rum raisins ice cream
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Eating rum raisins ice cream
Sorry the inventor of the frozen burrito died and I needed to do
some research
some research
@babyrose.bsky.social go ahead and say “the inventor of the frozen burrito” one more time
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sorry the inventor of the frozen burrito died and I needed to do
some research
some research
Sent the heating pad company a scathing email after mine stopped working this morning
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sent the heating pad company a scathing email after mine stopped working this morning
Just got unreasonably mad (Charlie brown yell) that this isn’t an adult watch (why would it be)
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just got unreasonably mad (Charlie brown yell) that this isn’t an adult watch (why would it be)
Accidentally played the chilis baby back ribs song on full volume while my fiancée was falling asleep
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Accidentally played the chilis baby back ribs song on full volume while my fiancée was falling asleep
What ever happened to the cock destroyers
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What ever happened to the cock destroyers
Everytime I do a background check I’m certain they will discover a horrific crime I didn’t know about. That’s normal right
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everytime I do a background check I’m certain they will discover a horrific crime I didn’t know about. That’s normal right
Filling this with chucky’s punch
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Filling this with chucky’s punch
ate 2 of the recalled wood chip corn dogs 😔
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ate 2 of the recalled wood chip corn dogs 😔
Drinking chucky punch
September 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Drinking chucky punch