HAL JORDAN
@aviatorlantern.bsky.social
"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘱𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴:
𝘎𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔—𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚."
𝘎𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔—𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚."
Pinned
That is the only thing to be done.
Except say "HUH?" really loudly.
Except say "HUH?" really loudly.
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That is the only thing to be done.
Except say "HUH?" really loudly.
Except say "HUH?" really loudly.
I can never get used to that.
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I can never get used to that.
Wheewwww, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦.
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Wheewwww, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦.
Start what? I didn't say anyyyyything.
Don't even start, Hal.
And when we don't...well, that's because you can't be right all the time, eh?
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Start what? I didn't say anyyyyything.
Now, that's an idea...
Tim puts trackers on my show because, apparently, seeing shenanigans I am up to is entertaining.
He thinks I don’t know.
He thinks I don’t know.
Ah, don't I know it. Everytime I try to talk to your grams here, he's always up to some kind of never-thought-before shit.
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Now, that's an idea...
Don't ya run away yet, Spooky. I want to hear about the grandchildren.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Don't ya run away yet, Spooky. I want to hear about the grandchildren.
((THAT KILLED ME FUCK
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
((THAT KILLED ME FUCK
Ah, don't I know it. Everytime I try to talk to your grams here, he's always up to some kind of never-thought-before shit.
We live in a constant side quest.
Speedsters: Always saying the most unexpected of things, that they learn in the most unexpected of places, at the most unexpected times.
December 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ah, don't I know it. Everytime I try to talk to your grams here, he's always up to some kind of never-thought-before shit.
See? I knew you would agree. You and I always see eye to eye!
But yes.
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
See? I knew you would agree. You and I always see eye to eye!
Hey, relax. Take a deeeep breath. Take your blood thinners, and then rejoin the party!
December 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hey, relax. Take a deeeep breath. Take your blood thinners, and then rejoin the party!
Speedsters: Always saying the most unexpected of things, that they learn in the most unexpected of places, at the most unexpected times.
Wine has an expiration date, Hal! For vintage ports, which are the ones you can age the longest, is forty years...
Before anyone gets concerned, I got bored one day and sneaked into a winery excursion for a few minutes.
Before anyone gets concerned, I got bored one day and sneaked into a winery excursion for a few minutes.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Speedsters: Always saying the most unexpected of things, that they learn in the most unexpected of places, at the most unexpected times.
Haaaa, even grandfatherhood hasn't solved your anger issues, Spooky.
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Haaaa, even grandfatherhood hasn't solved your anger issues, Spooky.
Eh. I bet he gives Big Blue better ones.
He's killing you with those eyes?
Oh, relax, you. Don't you remember?
No-kill rule.
No-kill rule.
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Eh. I bet he gives Big Blue better ones.
Oh, nothing! I just think he'd make a good...co-parent, no?
A co-parent that lives with the kids? They'd be delighted!
A co-parent that lives with the kids? They'd be delighted!
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh, nothing! I just think he'd make a good...co-parent, no?
A co-parent that lives with the kids? They'd be delighted!
A co-parent that lives with the kids? They'd be delighted!
Reposted by HAL JORDAN
Shush, Bart. Shhhh..
I am a fine wine. Wine never 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥. It just grows 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-𝘦𝘳.
I am a fine wine. Wine never 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥. It just grows 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-𝘦𝘳.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shush, Bart. Shhhh..
I am a fine wine. Wine never 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥. It just grows 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-𝘦𝘳.
I am a fine wine. Wine never 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥. It just grows 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦-𝘦𝘳.
Oh, relax, you. Don't you remember?
No-kill rule.
No-kill rule.
ᴴᵃˡ˒ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍˡᵃʳⁱⁿᵍˑ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵉˑ
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh, relax, you. Don't you remember?
No-kill rule.
No-kill rule.
Uh-uh, not skill. Credibility.
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Uh-uh, not skill. Credibility.
Yes, yes. I know, I know.
A 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 big family. Just hard to picture the ol', slouchy, surly, growl-y Spooky Batman as a...grandfather.
Somebody's getting olddd.
A 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 big family. Just hard to picture the ol', slouchy, surly, growl-y Spooky Batman as a...grandfather.
Somebody's getting olddd.
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yes, yes. I know, I know.
A 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 big family. Just hard to picture the ol', slouchy, surly, growl-y Spooky Batman as a...grandfather.
Somebody's getting olddd.
A 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 big family. Just hard to picture the ol', slouchy, surly, growl-y Spooky Batman as a...grandfather.
Somebody's getting olddd.
Damn, now we've moved on to grandkids, too?
Before, it was Wayne Manor/Orphanage.
Now, it's...what? Wayne House/Empire? House of Wayne? That what we going for?
Before, it was Wayne Manor/Orphanage.
Now, it's...what? Wayne House/Empire? House of Wayne? That what we going for?
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Damn, now we've moved on to grandkids, too?
Before, it was Wayne Manor/Orphanage.
Now, it's...what? Wayne House/Empire? House of Wayne? That what we going for?
Before, it was Wayne Manor/Orphanage.
Now, it's...what? Wayne House/Empire? House of Wayne? That what we going for?
💭: I just know he called me a bitch in his head.
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
💭: I just know he called me a bitch in his head.
Oh, what? I can't have some fun with the kid?
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh, what? I can't have some fun with the kid?
Ooh, Spooky's here too!
December 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ooh, Spooky's here too!
It's not scripted! Just..givin' you a little nudge!
Why are we having a SCRIPTED conversation??
See? Now you're getting close. You're so close.
Now, you should say, "I missed you, Hal!"
And I'll say, "I missed you too, Kyle!"
And then we'll hug it out. Easy!
Now, you should say, "I missed you, Hal!"
And I'll say, "I missed you too, Kyle!"
And then we'll hug it out. Easy!
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's not scripted! Just..givin' you a little nudge!
See? Now you're getting close. You're so close.
Now, you should say, "I missed you, Hal!"
And I'll say, "I missed you too, Kyle!"
And then we'll hug it out. Easy!
Now, you should say, "I missed you, Hal!"
And I'll say, "I missed you too, Kyle!"
And then we'll hug it out. Easy!
I do miss Mogo...
Again with the other one. Other one, other one, other one!
Man, you better pack up. I'm taking your ass to Mogo.
Man, you better pack up. I'm taking your ass to Mogo.
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
See? Now you're getting close. You're so close.
Now, you should say, "I missed you, Hal!"
And I'll say, "I missed you too, Kyle!"
And then we'll hug it out. Easy!
Now, you should say, "I missed you, Hal!"
And I'll say, "I missed you too, Kyle!"
And then we'll hug it out. Easy!