BARRY.
@backinaflash.bsky.social
・・・ So I 𝙧𝙪𝙣.
[ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! ]
[ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! ]
"Sure, I could put it on my desk," he shrugs.
"For safekeeping. Displaying it like a desk trinket, I guess."
"For safekeeping. Displaying it like a desk trinket, I guess."
"Or put it on your desk. Or play baseball with it."
"...probably not play baseball with it. It'll smash open."
"...probably not play baseball with it. It'll smash open."
"Ha!" he catches the green orange construct, examining it. "Best I can do is take a picture with it?"
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Sure, I could put it on my desk," he shrugs.
"For safekeeping. Displaying it like a desk trinket, I guess."
"For safekeeping. Displaying it like a desk trinket, I guess."
"Ha!" he catches the green orange construct, examining it. "Best I can do is take a picture with it?"
Hands go up, no sign of the needle and thread. Instead, he's holding an orange...a green orange.
"Just some food for my buddy! Food that he can't exactly eat, but food, nonetheless."
Tossing it to him.
"Just some food for my buddy! Food that he can't exactly eat, but food, nonetheless."
Tossing it to him.
"Then what's that in your hands?"
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Ha!" he catches the green orange construct, examining it. "Best I can do is take a picture with it?"
"Then what's that in your hands?"
"HEY, NOW, HOLD ON. I NEVER SAID I HATE YOU??"
"No, no," waving his hand, "just cancel our thing for this weekend and say you hate me. It's fine."
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Then what's that in your hands?"
// i have rambutans on my desk...... 🤤
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
// i have rambutans on my desk...... 🤤
Scratches his head.
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Scratches his head.
"I meant I wanted to eat one..."
〝 You’re more an apple, Barry. 〞
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"I kinda feel like an orange."
"I kinda feel like an orange."
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"I meant I wanted to eat one..."
It's a Southeast Asian fruit, Bart.
Kinda like lychee... and longan.
Kinda like lychee... and longan.
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's a Southeast Asian fruit, Bart.
Kinda like lychee... and longan.
Kinda like lychee... and longan.
"No, no," waving his hand, "just cancel our thing for this weekend and say you hate me. It's fine."
Hm. Now, wasn't that something to think about?
"I can eat for two...?"
On second thought.
"Nevermind. Can't eat speedster portions."
"I can eat for two...?"
On second thought.
"Nevermind. Can't eat speedster portions."
"And you'll live without hearing my voice OR eating lunch with me ever again? If you're sure..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"No, no," waving his hand, "just cancel our thing for this weekend and say you hate me. It's fine."
Bart, you can be all the fuit.
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bart, you can be all the fuit.
I have not. They are good kids.
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I have not. They are good kids.
Reminder to bait your friend today for fun. 😁
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reminder to bait your friend today for fun. 😁
"And you'll live without hearing my voice OR eating lunch with me ever again? If you're sure..."
Edging closer, needle in hand...
"You sit still now..."
"You sit still now..."
Still laughing. Hysterically.
"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"And you'll live without hearing my voice OR eating lunch with me ever again? If you're sure..."
Still laughing. Hysterically.
"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
"I am going to sew your mouth shut if you keep this up."
Waving a constructed needle and spool threateningly.
Waving a constructed needle and spool threateningly.
"Nope. Pffft— Too late. You're a green tomato now."
December 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Still laughing. Hysterically.
"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
"Nope. Pffft— Too late. You're a green tomato now."
Blink. Blink, blink.
"Oh. So 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 what you meant."
"Oh. So 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 what you meant."
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Nope. Pffft— Too late. You're a green tomato now."
Can confirm.
I HAVE A MASTERS IN PHYSICS & ENGINEERING, AERONAUTICAL ENGINEERING AND QUANTUM PHYSICS. I KNOW HOW TO LISTEN.
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can confirm.
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
Thank you, Bart. Let's share!
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thank you, Bart. Let's share!
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"I kinda feel like an orange."
"I kinda feel like an orange."
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
...
"I kinda feel like an orange."
"I kinda feel like an orange."
Don't even start, Hal.
And when we don't...well, that's because you can't be right all the time, eh?
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Don't even start, Hal.
We shouldn't talk about other people's, uh, private matters.
Eh. I bet he gives Big Blue better ones.
He's killing you with those eyes?
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We shouldn't talk about other people's, uh, private matters.
He's killing you with those eyes?
Oh, relax, you. Don't you remember?
No-kill rule.
No-kill rule.
ᴴᵃˡ˒ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍˡᵃʳⁱⁿᵍˑ ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵉˑ
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He's killing you with those eyes?