Avian Gentleman
aviangentleman.bsky.social
Avian Gentleman
@aviangentleman.bsky.social
I very much do believe it's not butter.
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I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to get a new hobby every week and then move on as soon as I get even a little bit good at it
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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donkey kong nooooo that’s not how you do satire!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Enjoy Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.
April 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Never thought I'd see the day GB would go independent again, hell yes!
Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast.

For more info right now, head over to www.giantbomb.com/join
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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a friend of mine said, when they made juneteenth a federal holiday, we were gonna get some cursed ads like "like lincoln freed the slaves - i'm gonna free you from high prices"

turns out that was literally already happening in 1865
I'm losing my mind

The Union grindset guys were everywhere
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Just turned to my husband and said, “god the RNG was great tonight” after our kid went to bed with no issues.
April 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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everyone saying “go birds.” yes exactly birds are wonderful
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life
January 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Hey guys I had a really weird night last night and I don’t want to get into it but if anyone can:

* tell me what day is to-day
* DoorDash a big ass goose for a shilling

I’d appreciate it
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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oh that’s not bad actually
August 8, 2023 at 6:58 PM