there are a few little effects that are laugh-out-loud spooky, like the carpet slowly rotating or the shadows that suddenly change shape. even the violence is malignant-level slapstick, never gets too Real

this is my favorite category of horror movie - it feels like it's slowly building towards an obvious and terrible bummer conclusion and then suddenly the rollercoaster starts

i take it all back - Cobweb (2023) genuinely won me over. this movie has some one-of-a-kind surprises

love it when a horror movie is scary but there's a second message like "women are afraid of men" so i get to feel sad too. the emotional sweet spot

just a small part of pharrell's 2006, no big deal

this hitchcock-themed episode is the best so far

sorry but i thought this so you have to hear it: two ten-year old boys zoom round me outside, round me outside, round me outside

"tired? why not abandon your car and come in to the store! a new life awaits you in T H E S T O R E"

"tired? why not abandon your car and come in to the store! a new life awaits you in T H E S T O R E"

call me, i will get SCREAMED AT by strangers for HOURS just to help you move some product. let's work

here's a free sample: "why are you trying to sell leggings when you should be legging it to the gym? #womenshouldntfeelgood" - this comment ships 10k leggings EASY

there's a whole episode that's just a royal tenenbaums parody and even though that sounds like a bad idea it's a GREAT idea

it still has apple's plastic sheen - big scenes are too bright, clothes are too crisp, audio is too clear - but the choice to style every witness story differently overcomes this