Doug Avery
@averyvery.bsky.social
he/him | software enthusiast | husband | bad skateboarder | ok streetboarder | ok board gamer | husband | blessed | 3 cats
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finally did it. 16 years on that site!
November 27, 2024 at 2:57 PM
finally did it. 16 years on that site!
this is basically like getting a trophy for cyberbullying
November 23, 2023 at 6:32 PM
this is basically like getting a trophy for cyberbullying
when i connect my stupid PS5 controller to my mac and it immediately starts opening launchpad and shit
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October 30, 2023 at 11:16 PM
when i connect my stupid PS5 controller to my mac and it immediately starts opening launchpad and shit
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why do we have to keep learning this
October 28, 2023 at 3:11 PM
why do we have to keep learning this
me seeing there's a movie where antony starr plays a dad: "i wonder what kind of dad he plays"
me ten minutes into the movie: "oh, of course"
me ten minutes into the movie: "oh, of course"
October 28, 2023 at 8:53 PM
me seeing there's a movie where antony starr plays a dad: "i wonder what kind of dad he plays"
me ten minutes into the movie: "oh, of course"
me ten minutes into the movie: "oh, of course"
this is such a long list and going through it just reminded me that he made that whole amazing Clipse album like it was nothing youtu.be/qoEjV241xuk?...
October 27, 2023 at 6:56 AM
this is such a long list and going through it just reminded me that he made that whole amazing Clipse album like it was nothing youtu.be/qoEjV241xuk?...
i'm in bed with a fever today and fidget has been here the whoooooole tiiiiiime. he's such a pal
October 25, 2023 at 9:29 PM
i'm in bed with a fever today and fidget has been here the whoooooole tiiiiiime. he's such a pal
a job AI can do for me is listen to me talk about death note. i really want to talk about death note but there's no reason to subject an actual human to this experience
October 24, 2023 at 2:00 AM
a job AI can do for me is listen to me talk about death note. i really want to talk about death note but there's no reason to subject an actual human to this experience
The Afterparty making a haunted choir of children sing mmmbop is INSPIRED
October 24, 2023 at 12:04 AM
The Afterparty making a haunted choir of children sing mmmbop is INSPIRED
two ~10-year old boys just zoomed past me on a moped and one was angrily saying "eminem and marshall mathers AREN'T related"
October 21, 2023 at 6:17 PM
two ~10-year old boys just zoomed past me on a moped and one was angrily saying "eminem and marshall mathers AREN'T related"
for the low fee of $5 i will go to your business's tiktok page and leave a comment like "who would want this? not me!" so you can make one of these fake feelgood replies to it
for $10 i'll call you "sweetie" or some other heel move - the crowd loves that stuff
for $10 i'll call you "sweetie" or some other heel move - the crowd loves that stuff
October 19, 2023 at 6:26 PM
for the low fee of $5 i will go to your business's tiktok page and leave a comment like "who would want this? not me!" so you can make one of these fake feelgood replies to it
for $10 i'll call you "sweetie" or some other heel move - the crowd loves that stuff
for $10 i'll call you "sweetie" or some other heel move - the crowd loves that stuff
the quality upgrade between season 1 and 2 of apple's The Afterparty is wild - how does this happen? s1 was the blandest property on the blandest service, s2 is nonstop fun
October 18, 2023 at 12:30 AM
the quality upgrade between season 1 and 2 of apple's The Afterparty is wild - how does this happen? s1 was the blandest property on the blandest service, s2 is nonstop fun
"before attempting a kickflip, you should feel comfortable riding" oh, i have to be comfowtable widing my skateboawd? wike a wittle baby? how about you shut up
October 16, 2023 at 9:38 PM
"before attempting a kickflip, you should feel comfortable riding" oh, i have to be comfowtable widing my skateboawd? wike a wittle baby? how about you shut up
if you're not writing marketing copy like this in 2023, you're doing it wrong! 🎉🎉🎉 hats off to the content wizards at webflow
October 12, 2023 at 4:06 PM
if you're not writing marketing copy like this in 2023, you're doing it wrong! 🎉🎉🎉 hats off to the content wizards at webflow
i am taher and he is me, though we will never meet. connected by the gossamer web of suffering spun by customer support
October 6, 2023 at 12:36 AM
i am taher and he is me, though we will never meet. connected by the gossamer web of suffering spun by customer support
they called him the classname kid — did stuff with classnames like you'd never seen, and some you maybe didn't want to
October 4, 2023 at 12:41 AM
they called him the classname kid — did stuff with classnames like you'd never seen, and some you maybe didn't want to
i need a job where i can work with animals but still get a tech salary. maybe i could be the guy who puts the duolingo owls down when they bite an intern
September 30, 2023 at 5:01 PM
i need a job where i can work with animals but still get a tech salary. maybe i could be the guy who puts the duolingo owls down when they bite an intern
margot is so beautiful
August 25, 2023 at 2:56 PM
margot is so beautiful
this may have been the best birthday of my life
- took the day off
- played some thronefall and watched more of my telenovela - blair got me a surfskate so i tried it out for a few hours outside. people tried to talk to me but i brushed them off using my 42 years of experience
- took the day off
- played some thronefall and watched more of my telenovela - blair got me a surfskate so i tried it out for a few hours outside. people tried to talk to me but i brushed them off using my 42 years of experience
August 25, 2023 at 4:20 AM
this may have been the best birthday of my life
- took the day off
- played some thronefall and watched more of my telenovela - blair got me a surfskate so i tried it out for a few hours outside. people tried to talk to me but i brushed them off using my 42 years of experience
- took the day off
- played some thronefall and watched more of my telenovela - blair got me a surfskate so i tried it out for a few hours outside. people tried to talk to me but i brushed them off using my 42 years of experience
the Work Interrupter
August 3, 2023 at 10:50 PM
the Work Interrupter
