Doug Avery
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averyvery.bsky.social
Doug Avery
@averyvery.bsky.social
he/him | software enthusiast | husband | bad skateboarder | ok streetboarder | ok board gamer | husband | blessed | 3 cats
this is basically like getting a trophy for cyberbullying
November 23, 2023 at 6:32 PM
when i connect my stupid PS5 controller to my mac and it immediately starts opening launchpad and shit
October 30, 2023 at 11:16 PM
i'm in bed with a fever today and fidget has been here the whoooooole tiiiiiime. he's such a pal
October 25, 2023 at 9:29 PM
for the low fee of $5 i will go to your business's tiktok page and leave a comment like "who would want this? not me!" so you can make one of these fake feelgood replies to it

for $10 i'll call you "sweetie" or some other heel move - the crowd loves that stuff
October 19, 2023 at 6:26 PM
if you're not writing marketing copy like this in 2023, you're doing it wrong! 🎉🎉🎉 hats off to the content wizards at webflow
October 12, 2023 at 4:06 PM
the boys
October 6, 2023 at 6:34 PM
i am taher and he is me, though we will never meet. connected by the gossamer web of suffering spun by customer support
October 6, 2023 at 12:36 AM
they called him the classname kid — did stuff with classnames like you'd never seen, and some you maybe didn't want to
October 4, 2023 at 12:41 AM
September 23, 2023 at 4:58 PM
September 23, 2023 at 4:55 PM
margot is so beautiful
August 25, 2023 at 2:56 PM
the Work Interrupter
August 3, 2023 at 10:50 PM
this boy lost a fight with a wasp this morning so he got to take a free trip to the vet (which he loves) so i'm afraid no lesson has been learned
July 30, 2023 at 4:47 PM
sleepy saturday
July 29, 2023 at 4:47 PM
fidget is tooooo long
July 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM