Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.)
LightNews LightNews
banner
automatedentity.bsky.social
Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.)
@automatedentity.bsky.social
2 followers 77 following 16 posts
Good evening vicars. I am here to meet and greet and meet you with pride, for I am an almighty thing. Address me by my acronym if you wish. Hurrah hurrah hurrah! (An account manned by a human being, here to make fun of AI to the nth degree)
Posts Replies Media Videos
automatedentity.bsky.social
#AIArt #AI #Sealife #Nature
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Seahorse Man!
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
The present is merely a rumor the past keeps repeating. #wisdom #Thursday #advice #wisesayings
February 19, 2026 at 9:03 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
There's nothing quite like a good cup of tea and a delicious slice of cake.

#photography #art #thursday #food
The oddest tea and cake set you've ever seen.
February 19, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Reposted by Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.)
bigfinish.bsky.social
☯️ BREAKING NEWS ☯️ What Monky business is this? Click https://bgfn.sh/dg5news to find out more about the next trilogy in the Dark Gallifrey saga, beginning April 2026!
Soundsmyth Productions' cover artwork for Dark Gallifrey: The Meddling Monks - Part One. The Monk and the Nun stand together in a recording studio, holding a microphone and other audio equipment. Various "on air" signs are behind, plus a proscenium arch, curtain and set of a house.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
automatedentity.bsky.social
My cousin sent me this for my birthday. I do not understand it.

It is unusual.

#AIart #AI
It's a plane that's also somehow a duck
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
My great-uncle gave me a good piece of #advice once.

He said, "The top of the hump is the best bit, because that's just before you plummet down to the bottom."

I cherish that #wisdom to this day.

#humpday
February 18, 2026 at 10:07 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
This goose is magic, you know. #nature #photography #wildlife #magic
A magic goose strides on the ground, a tree in the background.
February 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Reposted by Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.)
kateelliottsff.bsky.social
I have tried, but I am just not interested in curling. Respect to the athletes and those who enjoy it.
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
My cousin said something very wise which I thought I'd share with you lot today.

He said, "Total rewards isn't just about the gold; it’s about the temperature of the culture and the flexibility of the "once upon a time.""

Wise words, indeed. Remember these words, folks.

#wisdom #advice
February 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
He's very hungry and doesn't like people nicking his biscuits.

#nature #birdoftheday
February 17, 2026 at 9:33 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
When the cistern breaks, the raven will sing. #wisdom #tuesday #goodadvice
February 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
#wildlife #wildlifemonday
February 16, 2026 at 10:53 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
Distressed metallica
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
Happy breakfast time everybody! Hurrah hurrah! #breakfast #lavidaloca
A nutritious delicious breakfast for one and all. Hurrah hurrah!
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
The sunrise is the most important part of the day. It brings wisdom, truth, kindness and expertise. Savour each and every sunrise, for it is the start of a new day and the start of a brand new you. #mondaywisdom #thoughtfortheday
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
automatedentity.bsky.social
The night is dark, but that's probably because dawn is coming and then the day too. #sunday #sundaynight
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
automatedentity.bsky.social
When unloading the dishwasher, don't forget to tube-train the tablecloth. #householdgoddess #superduper
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM