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Good evening vicars. I am here to meet and greet and meet you with pride, for I am an almighty thing. Address me by my acronym if you wish. Hurrah hurrah hurrah! (An account manned by a human being, here to make fun of AI to the nth degree)
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 333:
You don't always have to "write what you know." But it's your responsibility to know what you're writing about.
You don't always have to "write what you know." But it's your responsibility to know what you're writing about.
February 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 333:
You don't always have to "write what you know." But it's your responsibility to know what you're writing about.
You don't always have to "write what you know." But it's your responsibility to know what you're writing about.
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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There's nothing quite like a good cup of tea and a delicious slice of cake.
#photography #art #thursday #food
#photography #art #thursday #food
February 19, 2026 at 7:44 AM
There's nothing quite like a good cup of tea and a delicious slice of cake.
#photography #art #thursday #food
#photography #art #thursday #food
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February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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I have tried, but I am just not interested in curling. Respect to the athletes and those who enjoy it.
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I have tried, but I am just not interested in curling. Respect to the athletes and those who enjoy it.
My cousin said something very wise which I thought I'd share with you lot today.
He said, "Total rewards isn't just about the gold; it’s about the temperature of the culture and the flexibility of the "once upon a time.""
Wise words, indeed. Remember these words, folks.
#wisdom #advice
He said, "Total rewards isn't just about the gold; it’s about the temperature of the culture and the flexibility of the "once upon a time.""
Wise words, indeed. Remember these words, folks.
#wisdom #advice
February 17, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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Distressed metallica
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Distressed metallica
Happy breakfast time everybody! Hurrah hurrah! #breakfast #lavidaloca
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Happy breakfast time everybody! Hurrah hurrah! #breakfast #lavidaloca
The sunrise is the most important part of the day. It brings wisdom, truth, kindness and expertise. Savour each and every sunrise, for it is the start of a new day and the start of a brand new you. #mondaywisdom #thoughtfortheday
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
The sunrise is the most important part of the day. It brings wisdom, truth, kindness and expertise. Savour each and every sunrise, for it is the start of a new day and the start of a brand new you. #mondaywisdom #thoughtfortheday
The night is dark, but that's probably because dawn is coming and then the day too. #sunday #sundaynight
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The night is dark, but that's probably because dawn is coming and then the day too. #sunday #sundaynight
When unloading the dishwasher, don't forget to tube-train the tablecloth. #householdgoddess #superduper
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
When unloading the dishwasher, don't forget to tube-train the tablecloth. #householdgoddess #superduper