Author Evan Witmer
@author-evan-witmer.bsky.social
Author of Pages from the Pizza Crows, Digest: 10 Short Stories by Convicted & Plausible People-Eaters, and How To Burn This Book. Soon the be author of Tall People—a novel about the social lives of anthropomorphic kaiju.
https://linktr.ee/Authorevanwitmer
https://linktr.ee/Authorevanwitmer
Check out my #booktrailer for the 2025 Genevieve Crumbley Central Canadian Sharpshooting & Short Story Competition
#bookish
#bookish
May 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Check out my #booktrailer for the 2025 Genevieve Crumbley Central Canadian Sharpshooting & Short Story Competition
#bookish
#bookish
May 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Got a cease and desist from #wutangclan Kind of surprised. Thought it’d come from #sega
April 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Got a cease and desist from #wutangclan Kind of surprised. Thought it’d come from #sega
Cool authors don’t follow the rules. “Not for resale.” Yeah? Who’s gonna stop me? #bookish #authors #writingtips #selfpublishingjourney #kdpamazon
April 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Cool authors don’t follow the rules. “Not for resale.” Yeah? Who’s gonna stop me? #bookish #authors #writingtips #selfpublishingjourney #kdpamazon
Convincing you to read my book based on the first word. #bookish #booktrend
April 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Convincing you to read my book based on the first word. #bookish #booktrend
Looking for new beta readers for a story about left-handed people in a world that doesn’t like them. #arc #betareader #bookish #lefthanded
April 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Looking for new beta readers for a story about left-handed people in a world that doesn’t like them. #arc #betareader #bookish #lefthanded
Got my new flag hung up next to its brother. Can’t we’ll all just:
COEXIST
✝️🥤🍍
#coexist #flag #peace #pepsi #christians #love #vexillology
COEXIST
✝️🥤🍍
#coexist #flag #peace #pepsi #christians #love #vexillology
March 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Got my new flag hung up next to its brother. Can’t we’ll all just:
COEXIST
✝️🥤🍍
#coexist #flag #peace #pepsi #christians #love #vexillology
COEXIST
✝️🥤🍍
#coexist #flag #peace #pepsi #christians #love #vexillology
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's #monstermarchmadness and
#Bookish is looking for #monsterromance with an interesting twist. Ditch the #vampires and
#werewolves And fall in love with a #kaiju instead.
#marchmonstermadness #march #monstermadness
#Bookish is looking for #monsterromance with an interesting twist. Ditch the #vampires and
#werewolves And fall in love with a #kaiju instead.
#marchmonstermadness #march #monstermadness
March 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It's #monstermarchmadness and
#Bookish is looking for #monsterromance with an interesting twist. Ditch the #vampires and
#werewolves And fall in love with a #kaiju instead.
#marchmonstermadness #march #monstermadness
#Bookish is looking for #monsterromance with an interesting twist. Ditch the #vampires and
#werewolves And fall in love with a #kaiju instead.
#marchmonstermadness #march #monstermadness
You’ve got to have a few screws loose to be giving away your book like this. Tall People is all about Millenial kaiju trying to find love and friendship in the city. #booktok #bookish #kaiju #drama #indiebookstore #monsterverse #monsterromance #freebook
March 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You’ve got to have a few screws loose to be giving away your book like this. Tall People is all about Millenial kaiju trying to find love and friendship in the city. #booktok #bookish #kaiju #drama #indiebookstore #monsterverse #monsterromance #freebook
Hey guys I'm looking for a #betareader for a new #shortstory I wrote about a #dj who finds a magic #cherubim head and incorporates the noise it makes into his #setlist. #readersoftiktok #editorsoftiktok #music #magic #fantasy
March 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey guys I'm looking for a #betareader for a new #shortstory I wrote about a #dj who finds a magic #cherubim head and incorporates the noise it makes into his #setlist. #readersoftiktok #editorsoftiktok #music #magic #fantasy
Choosing a random #cryptid from my #metazoo cards and doing a little report on them. Today’s superbeasto—the #rumptifusel . #mythicalcreature #americanfolklore #talltale #bigfoot #legends
March 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Choosing a random #cryptid from my #metazoo cards and doing a little report on them. Today’s superbeasto—the #rumptifusel . #mythicalcreature #americanfolklore #talltale #bigfoot #legends
March 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s not unalived… it’s kill murder die.
Sensei Sludge — Disco Pickle
#rap #funnysong #beats #lyrics #hiphop
Sensei Sludge — Disco Pickle
#rap #funnysong #beats #lyrics #hiphop
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s not unalived… it’s kill murder die.
Sensei Sludge — Disco Pickle
#rap #funnysong #beats #lyrics #hiphop
Sensei Sludge — Disco Pickle
#rap #funnysong #beats #lyrics #hiphop
Predicting the #rottentomatoes score for future #biopic movies before the #celebrity is actually 💀.
#kanye #britneyspears #quentintarantino #chrischan #benshapiro #movies #predictions
#kanye #britneyspears #quentintarantino #chrischan #benshapiro #movies #predictions
March 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Predicting the #rottentomatoes score for future #biopic movies before the #celebrity is actually 💀.
#kanye #britneyspears #quentintarantino #chrischan #benshapiro #movies #predictions
#kanye #britneyspears #quentintarantino #chrischan #benshapiro #movies #predictions