Aust the Espressomancer
@austthenoob.bsky.social
Barista who also plays games (badly) and occasionally makes jokes (dadly) | 34, he/they, pan | 🔞 if ya ain't over 18, get out 🔞 pfp by @lozchic.bsky.social
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For those who do eventually follow me: I don't have any creative offerings. I am just three large lattes in a trench coat.
I call it my birthday season (12/30)
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I call it my birthday season (12/30)
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If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Doing Ul'dah's intro story, and the way Momodi says to "cherish your adventures and the sights. For they are precious, all."
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Doing Ul'dah's intro story, and the way Momodi says to "cherish your adventures and the sights. For they are precious, all."
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
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December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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computers work better when they know that they should fear you
being mean to computers is easy, free, and legal. try it today!
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
computers work better when they know that they should fear you
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a moebius's job is never done #xenoblade
December 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
a moebius's job is never done #xenoblade
This shouldn't come as much of a surprise, but I have decided to fully shelve and leave behind my ffxiv namesake. He's done his job and went on his adventure. I know I've already not been playing him, but I've further decided to allow him his peace. His adventures are done.
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This shouldn't come as much of a surprise, but I have decided to fully shelve and leave behind my ffxiv namesake. He's done his job and went on his adventure. I know I've already not been playing him, but I've further decided to allow him his peace. His adventures are done.
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Posting this here so I can link it in Discord. Fuck them, and fuck nitro.
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Posting this here so I can link it in Discord. Fuck them, and fuck nitro.
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She brings up a point.
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
She brings up a point.
Being I'm your 30s is having a raging rant about your special interest when you wake up, then deleting it in shame a few hours later after you eat and get dressed.
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Being I'm your 30s is having a raging rant about your special interest when you wake up, then deleting it in shame a few hours later after you eat and get dressed.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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pan and her mistletoe shenanigans 🤭❤️ merry christmas everyone!! 😊🎄✨
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pan and her mistletoe shenanigans 🤭❤️ merry christmas everyone!! 😊🎄✨
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i had a vision
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i had a vision
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THE THING HAPPENED
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
THE THING HAPPENED
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes