Australian Groan
@australiangroan.bsky.social
I told my wife that when I die, she has to print out a collection of my favourite dad jokes to hand out at my funeral.
I'm here to share my favorites and collect new ones.
I'm here to share my favorites and collect new ones.
Hey, you're profile seems to have glitch?
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Hey, you're profile seems to have glitch?
I've finally got round to read "The Stand" and I may or may not have laughed a bit too loud on the crowded train at this.
I would definitely be this character.
There is a reason why I don't own sunglasses anymore.
I would definitely be this character.
There is a reason why I don't own sunglasses anymore.
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I've finally got round to read "The Stand" and I may or may not have laughed a bit too loud on the crowded train at this.
I would definitely be this character.
There is a reason why I don't own sunglasses anymore.
I would definitely be this character.
There is a reason why I don't own sunglasses anymore.
She knows she’d never finish all the books in the world.
So she did the only reasonable thing: adopted them.
She’s not a crazy book lady — she’s running a book rescue shelter.
So she did the only reasonable thing: adopted them.
She’s not a crazy book lady — she’s running a book rescue shelter.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
She knows she’d never finish all the books in the world.
So she did the only reasonable thing: adopted them.
She’s not a crazy book lady — she’s running a book rescue shelter.
So she did the only reasonable thing: adopted them.
She’s not a crazy book lady — she’s running a book rescue shelter.
Step into the shadow realm uninvited, and you’ll find the roots remember your name.
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Step into the shadow realm uninvited, and you’ll find the roots remember your name.
A friend I've known for 40+ years, is a bit of a conspiracy theorist.
On Monday he decided to send the latest "proof " video on vaccines.
So I jumped onto gpt and created a new one and sent it back.
Fairs fair I say
On Monday he decided to send the latest "proof " video on vaccines.
So I jumped onto gpt and created a new one and sent it back.
Fairs fair I say
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A friend I've known for 40+ years, is a bit of a conspiracy theorist.
On Monday he decided to send the latest "proof " video on vaccines.
So I jumped onto gpt and created a new one and sent it back.
Fairs fair I say
On Monday he decided to send the latest "proof " video on vaccines.
So I jumped onto gpt and created a new one and sent it back.
Fairs fair I say
Tokyo Skytree in March 2025, near sunset.
October 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tokyo Skytree in March 2025, near sunset.
I was playing with shadows yesterday.
Photographing Jacarandas which are in bloom, and saw an inversion with the shadow.
Legends say the Jacaranda blooms twice — once above, once below.
Step into the shadow realm uninvited, and you’ll find the roots remember your name
Photographing Jacarandas which are in bloom, and saw an inversion with the shadow.
Legends say the Jacaranda blooms twice — once above, once below.
Step into the shadow realm uninvited, and you’ll find the roots remember your name
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I was playing with shadows yesterday.
Photographing Jacarandas which are in bloom, and saw an inversion with the shadow.
Legends say the Jacaranda blooms twice — once above, once below.
Step into the shadow realm uninvited, and you’ll find the roots remember your name
Photographing Jacarandas which are in bloom, and saw an inversion with the shadow.
Legends say the Jacaranda blooms twice — once above, once below.
Step into the shadow realm uninvited, and you’ll find the roots remember your name
Duplex units
Tenant B already had a connection, but the connection box was in Tenant A unit. Tenant B unit did not have a box installed.
Instead of getting it fixed, the property manager authorized B to run a cable through A's unit, out the window, across the driveway and into B.
Tenant B already had a connection, but the connection box was in Tenant A unit. Tenant B unit did not have a box installed.
Instead of getting it fixed, the property manager authorized B to run a cable through A's unit, out the window, across the driveway and into B.
October 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Duplex units
Tenant B already had a connection, but the connection box was in Tenant A unit. Tenant B unit did not have a box installed.
Instead of getting it fixed, the property manager authorized B to run a cable through A's unit, out the window, across the driveway and into B.
Tenant B already had a connection, but the connection box was in Tenant A unit. Tenant B unit did not have a box installed.
Instead of getting it fixed, the property manager authorized B to run a cable through A's unit, out the window, across the driveway and into B.
Here's a sunset from K'Gari ( aka Frasers Island aka Great Sandy Island)
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Here's a sunset from K'Gari ( aka Frasers Island aka Great Sandy Island)
I love reflections too.
I had the immense pleasure to visit Japan earlier this year and this is one of my most favorite photos from a favorite memory.
#Japan #snowmonkey
I had the immense pleasure to visit Japan earlier this year and this is one of my most favorite photos from a favorite memory.
#Japan #snowmonkey
October 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I love reflections too.
I had the immense pleasure to visit Japan earlier this year and this is one of my most favorite photos from a favorite memory.
#Japan #snowmonkey
I had the immense pleasure to visit Japan earlier this year and this is one of my most favorite photos from a favorite memory.
#Japan #snowmonkey
My cat sits on the sill above my window and if I'm 1 minute late in Getting out of bed for breakfast..
September 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My cat sits on the sill above my window and if I'm 1 minute late in Getting out of bed for breakfast..
This is from the window sill above our bed, when we are 1 minutesl late waking up and getting him breakfast .
September 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is from the window sill above our bed, when we are 1 minutesl late waking up and getting him breakfast .
@suitti.bsky.social I know you'll love this one , even if you've seen it before
September 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@suitti.bsky.social I know you'll love this one , even if you've seen it before
My granddaughter all dressed up for bookweek.
August 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My granddaughter all dressed up for bookweek.
We’re painting the Great Wall black,
We’re painting the Great Wall black,
The boss says “darker’s better,”
So there’s no going back.
Mistakes we mustn’t show,
Or tweets are sure to flow—
We’re painting, painting, painting the Great Wall black!
We’re painting the Great Wall black,
The boss says “darker’s better,”
So there’s no going back.
Mistakes we mustn’t show,
Or tweets are sure to flow—
We’re painting, painting, painting the Great Wall black!
August 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We’re painting the Great Wall black,
We’re painting the Great Wall black,
The boss says “darker’s better,”
So there’s no going back.
Mistakes we mustn’t show,
Or tweets are sure to flow—
We’re painting, painting, painting the Great Wall black!
We’re painting the Great Wall black,
The boss says “darker’s better,”
So there’s no going back.
Mistakes we mustn’t show,
Or tweets are sure to flow—
We’re painting, painting, painting the Great Wall black!