Austin Mayse
@austinmayse.bsky.social
Songer/Singwriter from Texas, Austin
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I just remembered beepers! Holy moly, I feel old.
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just remembered beepers! Holy moly, I feel old.
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One fun thing about being old enough to have been around for the launch of Gmail is that sometimes, when you're searching your inbox for something unrelated, you find some heinously embarrassing fan mail that you wrote when you were 14 and have to take the rest of the morning to recover
September 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
One fun thing about being old enough to have been around for the launch of Gmail is that sometimes, when you're searching your inbox for something unrelated, you find some heinously embarrassing fan mail that you wrote when you were 14 and have to take the rest of the morning to recover
September 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Modern Christian Worship Music is basically using $5k instruments to play terrible songs.
July 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Modern Christian Worship Music is basically using $5k instruments to play terrible songs.
In Pflugerville, P Terry’s is just pronounced “Terry’s”
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
In Pflugerville, P Terry’s is just pronounced “Terry’s”
There were more people IN the parade than AT it.
June 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There were more people IN the parade than AT it.
This series is wild! Go Oilers!
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This series is wild! Go Oilers!
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THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MADE IT BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL 🏆
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MADE IT BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL 🏆
I hope Dan Patrick gets stuck behind lotto scratcher traders every time he goes to a convenience store forever.
May 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I hope Dan Patrick gets stuck behind lotto scratcher traders every time he goes to a convenience store forever.
Bruce Springsteen is bringing back Rock n Roll, I believe. Not just the music, but that spirit.
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bruce Springsteen is bringing back Rock n Roll, I believe. Not just the music, but that spirit.
Living in a shithole town (Thorndale, TX), you can’t imagine how terrible our post office is.
May 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Living in a shithole town (Thorndale, TX), you can’t imagine how terrible our post office is.
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Translator when the Pope switched to Latin
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Translator when the Pope switched to Latin
What’s the reverse of Imposter Syndrome? I feel like I should be doing bigger things.
April 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What’s the reverse of Imposter Syndrome? I feel like I should be doing bigger things.
Girl, you got me falling like the Stock Market 😍
April 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Girl, you got me falling like the Stock Market 😍
My favorite pastime is plotting on ways to sabotage my neighbor’s garden but never actually doing it.
(He trapped and “relocated” our cat to the country last year)
(He trapped and “relocated” our cat to the country last year)
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My favorite pastime is plotting on ways to sabotage my neighbor’s garden but never actually doing it.
(He trapped and “relocated” our cat to the country last year)
(He trapped and “relocated” our cat to the country last year)
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Today is Transgender Day of Visibility and I’m so thankful for the handful of Trans friends who have come into my life. I will always work to be safe, and to create safe spaces. Love you all. 🏳️⚧️
April 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Today is Transgender Day of Visibility and I’m so thankful for the handful of Trans friends who have come into my life. I will always work to be safe, and to create safe spaces. Love you all. 🏳️⚧️
I can’t find the baseball
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I can’t find the baseball
Y’all look prettier every day.
March 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Y’all look prettier every day.