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Vandoliers 🦂
@vandoliers.bsky.social
Rock band. Always on tour, eating whatever weird stuff comes our way. Sometimes shitting pants and podcasting about it. Follow for insane thoughts and egregious shitposting from the back of the van. New album out now.
#vffv

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Fuck my savings account got raptured
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This machine is antifa 🎸
September 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Last American show of the year…
September 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On
September 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑‍🍳
September 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Updated gas station rankings 2025:

Kwik Trip
Wawa
Sheetz
Quick Trip
Casey’s
Loves
Maverick/Kum & Go
7-Eleven
Allsups
Wally’s
Stuckey’s
TA
Racetrac
Pilot
Sinclair
Circle K
Mom n pops with good bathrooms
Shell
Mom n pops with bad bathrooms
Mom n pops with no bathrooms
Buc-ees
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv
September 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Private party
September 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!
Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️
It’s @vandoliers.bsky.social day in Des Moines for those who celebrate.
September 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️
It’s @vandoliers.bsky.social day in Des Moines for those who celebrate.
September 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tag a friend you’d poop here with
September 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ask us anything No. 3 is live

open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...
Amerikinda #114: Ask Us Anything #3
open.spotify.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼‍♀️
September 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Can’t fuckin wait 🍾
September 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.
On Their Fifth Album, Vandoliers Explore Life Behind Bars
Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush
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September 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar
September 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼‍🎤 #cowpunkAF
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s ok to poop on the headliners bus if they’re on stage and there’s no shitter in the green room
August 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If it ain’t one thing it’s another 🤦🏼‍♀️
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Being the opener is like if you had a regular job and you clocked out for the day and then the boss made u sit in the office for 2 more hours before you can go home
August 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM