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Aurilise
@aurilise.bsky.social
💙 they/them
🪄 just another person online in a sea of people online
🦋 I also write stuff - poetry, fiction, video games
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People who pirate books: “I just think art and literature should be FREE to everyone!”

Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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not to be too radical or anything, but I think the arts deserves a sexy rich vampire who funds each of our creative endeavours without question... but he also sucks my blood every month as payment. Don't worry. I'm willing to be the sacrifice and tribute, for the good of the arts, of course.
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Good morning✌️🍀
July 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Okay just a little pepperoni, as a treat..
July 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Friend: hey check out this good night

Me: *already going gently into it*

Friend: haha I don’t think you’re supposed to do that
July 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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CRIME BOSS: our crew needs a grunt man

ME: I’ve got just the guy

CRIME BOSS: not Tim Allen playing his iconic character Tim the Tool Man Taylor in the ABC family sitcom Home Improvement

ME: WELL WHY NOT
July 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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"Why did you become a writer?"

One day, I woke up to haunting whispers of "wriiiite meeee" and next thing I knew, I was in a cave lit by scented candles, and transformed into a obsessive creature with poor posture.
July 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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My website is back up, and I'm open for work
Reposts will help a lot, thank you!
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June 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Following IKKAKU, we arrived at a mysterious place. It was a place where buildings that had once been inhabited by humans on the surface had sunk. It used to be a place where humans lived, but now it functioned like a huge city inhabited by sea creatures.

#Illustration
#CommentPls
#RTpls
June 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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NO KINGS 🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it.

Someone: I like that thing you created.

Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
June 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
theonion.com/a-shatt...
May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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It's my birthday 🌱

I will be very glad to rt 🐌
Thank you so much for following my work ✶
May 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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“So, what's your style? What kind of stuff do you write?”

me:
May 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The cover of this week’s Economist.
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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The negative aura in the body becomes a black butterfly. With the healing effect, that negative aura is expelled from the body and becomes a blue butterfly.

#Illustration
#CommentPls
#RTpls
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM