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auntie illy ♎️
@auntie-illy.blacksky.app
SOTL, whisk(e)y sister, mezcal mami, scuba diver, tea snob, and apple cider doughnut aficionado. I have been social on the internet for 30 years. YMMV.
Why are we talking about 8.5 x 11 Thanksgivings with no macaroni and cheese? Please leave them to their green bean casseroles and cheese sammiches thank you
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I'll provide security, cause yall gon be asked to leave people's property
I wanna get a group of women of a certain age together to go caroling. We will cover songs from My Life, Faith, Hard Core, Trina’s verse from Nann Nigga, and the second verse of Put it in Your Mouth.

The sign up sheet is in the back and practice is Tuesdays at 8.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I sing alto!
I wanna get a group of women of a certain age together to go caroling. We will cover songs from My Life, Faith, Hard Core, Trina’s verse from Nann Nigga, and the second verse of Put it in Your Mouth.

The sign up sheet is in the back and practice is Tuesdays at 8.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’m hit 🤣
If she got any combination of these five, she’s a hoochie mama:

Nose ring
Glasses
Natural hair
Pretty smile
big forehead

She’s gonna be a damn good time though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
And did! 🥰
Buttttttt this single bet I placed might be cashing out!!! Maybe. Might. Time will tell.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Listen. If you don't want kisses blown at your sky crush... PLAY SOME DEFENSE
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I went from "This edible ain't shit" to "do dogs have knees" real quick
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Frankenstein’s Monster was killing EVERYBODY
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It was good enough for my grandmother, so it’s good enough for me! Love it!
Canned cranberry sauce is good TO ME
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Is he located in Damascus or Nigeria??? I heard they just saying stuff for money over there
Last night, My boy tried to tell me Nicey Nash wasn’t fine…. Almost raised my damn voice in there.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Y’all. What the hell is “OnTrac”?
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Brandon’s wife is The Reds now??
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This is your annual reminder to put the canned cran in your fridge now to ensure that you get a perfect schloop with the can-shaped ridges intact on Thanksgiving. #TeamCannedCran
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
These brands doing apology statements that are actually giving themselves kudos on success? They suck. Get better PR.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Happy birthdaaayyyyyyyy!!! 🎉🎂🎉🎂
Drunk auntie antics. Last day of 48.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
SAY NO SCRIPPS
Sinclair, Inc. has made an offer to acquire the E. W. Scripps Company and its 60 local television stations, plus multicast networks like Ion, Scripps News, Court TV and Laff.
Sinclair makes unsolicited bid for E. W. Scripps
November 24, 2025 - Scripps has made an unsolicited offer to acquire all outstanding share of Scripps as part of an effort to merge with the company.
thedesk.net
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Same 🔥
I cashed in on my bet too.
We all falling in love this year? Bet.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I know the story of Frankenstein but watching him piece the body together from various source materials is unnerving
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Yall are flailing today brother 🤣
Again I gotta carry it for my holysky brethren
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Thieving asses!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
SPARROWS POINT FEDEX
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Do not put kernels of corn in my cornbread.

(Or jalapeños for that matter)
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Coming back from 1-5 to now leading the AFC north 😂😂

Ugly wins but still wins

#RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM