Auntie Beak
@auntie-beak.bsky.social
Aging Boomer, Red Sox and Pats fan, 30-year Master Gardener, hiker, lover of maps. New England born and bred, currently living the dream in Western North Carolina. Politically somewhere to the left of "eat the rich."
Loveable assholes all... ❤️ 🐈⬛
there truly is nothing like the audacity of a cat who knocks over a cat scratcher so they can unleash on the corner of a couch that the cat scratcher was placed deliberately in front of
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Loveable assholes all... ❤️ 🐈⬛
From the "every accusation is a confession" files.
Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud | Arizona Mirror
Austin Smith election fraud guilty plea: Former GOP Rep admits forging 100+ signatures on ballot petitions in Arizona
azmirror.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
From the "every accusation is a confession" files.
I was just saying this morning that I was starting to feel rather good about Josh McD as the OC. BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL F WAS THAT??? Horrible play selections! Damn! I should just keep my danged mouth shut… 😡
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I was just saying this morning that I was starting to feel rather good about Josh McD as the OC. BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL F WAS THAT??? Horrible play selections! Damn! I should just keep my danged mouth shut… 😡
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I mean, you could pay $10 to read Ryan Lizza‘s writing about Olivia Nuzzi’s sexcapades with the brainworm guy or you could lick the floor of a bus stop bathroom for free. Either way you’ll end up with the same taste in your mouth.
Choose wisely…
Choose wisely…
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I mean, you could pay $10 to read Ryan Lizza‘s writing about Olivia Nuzzi’s sexcapades with the brainworm guy or you could lick the floor of a bus stop bathroom for free. Either way you’ll end up with the same taste in your mouth.
Choose wisely…
Choose wisely…
[silently screaming in terror] www.iflscience.com/there-have-b...
There Have Been At Least 50 Incidents Of Spiders Capturing And Eating Bats (That We Know Of)
It only seems fair. Bats eat spiders, after all.
www.iflscience.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[silently screaming in terror] www.iflscience.com/there-have-b...
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Higgins medical alert bracelet
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Higgins medical alert bracelet
Because Elmo and Tesla was not enough of a cautionary tale for this jamoke... www.carscoops.com/2025/11/toyo...
Toyota’s Boss Said "Screw It" And Went Full MAGA Gear | Carscoops
Akio Toyoda's decision to sport a Trump-Vance shirt and a MAGA hat has sparked a lot of debate
www.carscoops.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Because Elmo and Tesla was not enough of a cautionary tale for this jamoke... www.carscoops.com/2025/11/toyo...
Watching the Madrid game. These are two astonishingly bad football teams. Putrid. Wow.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Watching the Madrid game. These are two astonishingly bad football teams. Putrid. Wow.
You have got to be freakin kidding me. Read the room, Rahm. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Rahm Emanuel, considering White House bid, urges Dems to move center on crime
Emanuel is laying out a public safety strategy as his party grapples with how to approach crime in the midterms.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You have got to be freakin kidding me. Read the room, Rahm. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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I think the thing I resent the most is Schumer's cosplay "no" vote. Does he think we're all stupid? He's the minority leader. He orchestrated this entire thing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think the thing I resent the most is Schumer's cosplay "no" vote. Does he think we're all stupid? He's the minority leader. He orchestrated this entire thing.
Okay, I need to log off for the evening before my blood pressure spikes to stroke-level. Night, peeps.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Okay, I need to log off for the evening before my blood pressure spikes to stroke-level. Night, peeps.
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so... someone explain this to me - we're going to go through this entire thing in January again? with SNAP and everything?
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
so... someone explain this to me - we're going to go through this entire thing in January again? with SNAP and everything?
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If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
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I was wondering this week whether the airlines were lobbying behind the scenes.
SHUTDOWN TAKEAWAY: send home as many federal employees as you want, cut off people's food stamps, let health care system career towards a cliff, but don't mess with air travel, especially with holidays looming.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I was wondering this week whether the airlines were lobbying behind the scenes.
Recommend that the less politically-engaged among you all do a wellness check on your politics junkie Dem relatives and friends...
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Recommend that the less politically-engaged among you all do a wellness check on your politics junkie Dem relatives and friends...
This. 👇
There is no deal the Republicans will honor. I repeat: THERE’S NO DEAL THE REPUBLICANS WILL HONOR! Whatever deal they make trump will withdraw or withhold funds to implement. It’s like they think they’re negotiating in good faith or something.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This. 👇
You paying attention, Senate Dem Cave Caucus????
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You paying attention, Senate Dem Cave Caucus????
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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Here are your magic beans, Senator Schumer, just like we promised. BTW, that cow was delicious, thank you!
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Here are your magic beans, Senator Schumer, just like we promised. BTW, that cow was delicious, thank you!
OH FUCK YOU, FOX SPORTS. I AM NOW CANCELLING MY SUBSCRIPTION.
www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
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MSN
www.msn.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
OH FUCK YOU, FOX SPORTS. I AM NOW CANCELLING MY SUBSCRIPTION.
www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
www.msn.com/en-us/sports...
Five point lead. Dunno about this. It would be awesome if the Beefs* lose to the Fish and we beat the Bucs... Seems like too much to ask, tho. #Patriots
* h/t to my Gneice Lily, who saw the logo on the helmets and said "who are they? The Beefs?"
* h/t to my Gneice Lily, who saw the logo on the helmets and said "who are they? The Beefs?"
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Five point lead. Dunno about this. It would be awesome if the Beefs* lose to the Fish and we beat the Bucs... Seems like too much to ask, tho. #Patriots
* h/t to my Gneice Lily, who saw the logo on the helmets and said "who are they? The Beefs?"
* h/t to my Gneice Lily, who saw the logo on the helmets and said "who are they? The Beefs?"