Auntie Beak
@auntie-beak.bsky.social
Aging Boomer, Red Sox and Pats fan, 30-year Master Gardener, hiker, lover of maps. New England born and bred, currently living the dream in Western North Carolina. Politically somewhere to the left of "eat the rich."
Oh, and he's also a dead wringer for the Scott's Lawn guy!
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh, and he's also a dead wringer for the Scott's Lawn guy!
See? They’re the same guy! 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
See? They’re the same guy! 🤣
Tormund. I meant Tormund.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tormund. I meant Tormund.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Yep. Back in New England on a visit and the woods are so lovely.
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yep. Back in New England on a visit and the woods are so lovely.
It'll be a hellhole!
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It'll be a hellhole!
Oh, groovy. Looks like I can continue to stream until I was a freshman in high school???
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, groovy. Looks like I can continue to stream until I was a freshman in high school???
I was in my happy place today… working on the massive jalapeño haul while watching the Steelers-Colts AND the Pats-Falcons.
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I was in my happy place today… working on the massive jalapeño haul while watching the Steelers-Colts AND the Pats-Falcons.
Chillin in the 828 with a glass of Happily Ever After, a chocolate pomegranate tart stout from New Belgium Brewery. Stay weird, Asheville.
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Chillin in the 828 with a glass of Happily Ever After, a chocolate pomegranate tart stout from New Belgium Brewery. Stay weird, Asheville.
You first, couch-f*er.
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You first, couch-f*er.
And to be minimally helpful, I have done inn-to-inn in Cornwall. It was beautiful.
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And to be minimally helpful, I have done inn-to-inn in Cornwall. It was beautiful.
American beautyberry, Callicarpa americana, living up to its name in front of the vegetable garden.
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
American beautyberry, Callicarpa americana, living up to its name in front of the vegetable garden.
Huuuuuge Neil fan. Have been since that very first album.
September 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Huuuuuge Neil fan. Have been since that very first album.
Poor Jerry Jones. You spend all that money to try and prove you're way smarter than the actual professionals you hire to do the job, and this happens.
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Poor Jerry Jones. You spend all that money to try and prove you're way smarter than the actual professionals you hire to do the job, and this happens.
Geez Louise, found another one in the vegetable garden just now! And with apologies, this one I did smoosh, along with a giant egg case she was guarding...
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Geez Louise, found another one in the vegetable garden just now! And with apologies, this one I did smoosh, along with a giant egg case she was guarding...
Uh, went out to pick some beans for dinner.
September 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Uh, went out to pick some beans for dinner.
Nights have gotten colder, and so have the mornings. Here is squirrel splooting to get some more sunshine in our back yard.
August 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Nights have gotten colder, and so have the mornings. Here is squirrel splooting to get some more sunshine in our back yard.