April Underwood
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April Underwood
@aunder.bsky.social
Early stage tech investor, product person, migas enthusiast, twitter dot com nostalgist
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Sending people to foreign prisons isn’t a debate about immigration policy. Telling private universities who they must hire and what they must teach isn’t about antisemitism. Destroying the economy thru tariffs isn’t about revitalizing American industry.

It’s all about power and domination.
April 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Men will bring down the global economy to avoid addressing their IBS
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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It's like suggesting that your household should sell exactly as much stuff to Target as it sells to you
It is hard to express, without resorting to expletives, how utterly stupid it is to suggest that the United States, world's richest economy with a population of 334 million, should have a bilateral trade balance of zero (no trade surplus, no trade deficit) with every country in the world.
I want to note again how completely insane you have to be for your goal to be a “bilateral trade balance of zero” with every country. Just nutso.
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The @escapehatchpod.bsky.social fam is never far. It’s true.
March 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When we go to breakfast without our resident @escapehatchpod.bsky.social host
March 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Help me remember all of the monthly seasonal chocolate barks in the Twitter Cafe. (Indeed this was a thing)

December: peppermint
December 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Don’t forget that every day, there are people eating the best pizza they’ve ever had in San Francisco.
May 10, 2023 at 12:11 AM
The most empowering belief for straight women is that men can do hard things, even though they can’t find things in cabinets in plain sight.*

*indulging in this time before my extremely capable spouse accepts his bluesky invite
May 9, 2023 at 3:19 PM
I don’t know what I did right to have people I care about and respect call me for advice in the critical moments of their career.

Kid-me who was just DYING to tell other people what to do all the time would be so jealous.
May 4, 2023 at 2:34 AM
My husband watched succession and I have not so now I have to avoid eye contact for 24 hours so I don’t accidentally peer into his soul and find spoilers
May 2, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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They're all just getting started, but here are some friends you may want to check out and follow!

* @kimcrayton1.bsky.social
* @thekidmero.bsky.social
* @aoc.bsky.social
* @glitch.bsky.social
* @mckelvie.bsky.social
* @anandwrites.bsky.social
* @ernie.tedium.co
April 27, 2023 at 10:36 PM
My granddaddy is very proud of you
April 30, 2023 at 5:26 AM
How time slips away…
April 30, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Apologies for the cross post but I need to use this new platform for my #1 cause:

Please support my campaign to rename soy sauce as “wheat sauce” and let tamari take over the soy sauce name space. Thank you.

Also, please introduce Korean restaurants to tamari. Because I want to eat their food.
April 29, 2023 at 5:23 PM
So many people reaching out to me to reconnect oops I mean get a bluesky invite. On text. In the airport. On the bird app. Haven’t been this popular in years.
April 28, 2023 at 11:42 PM
But do they have #successionhive here?

Or hashtags?

Anyway, hi.
April 28, 2023 at 4:12 AM