Augusto Goulart
@augustogoulart.bsky.social
augustogoulart.neocities.org
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One Tylenol a day, makes the tism stay
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One Tylenol a day, makes the tism stay
How to design for failure:
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How to design for failure:
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
She’s judging you, stop scrolling right now
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
She’s judging you, stop scrolling right now
Me when the judge asks what did I say: “Deaf, deaf, 2D ID Ehph”
July 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me when the judge asks what did I say: “Deaf, deaf, 2D ID Ehph”
Here's what happened: (1) DNC's consultancy class wanted the bill to pass, to use it as ammunition for the mid-terms; and (2) career Dems have no interest beyond the 2-year handoff strategy. You don't hate Democrats enough. apnews.com/article/trum...
'Beautiful' or 'Ugly,' Trump's big bill shapes the battle for House control in 2026 midterms
Debate over President Donald Trump’s sweeping budget-and-policy package is over on Capitol Hill. Now the argument goes national.
apnews.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Here's what happened: (1) DNC's consultancy class wanted the bill to pass, to use it as ammunition for the mid-terms; and (2) career Dems have no interest beyond the 2-year handoff strategy. You don't hate Democrats enough. apnews.com/article/trum...
Oh brother, thanks for making the thing NO ONE with a security-first mindset wants, Bitwarden is going to the "DO NOT TRUST" list of NO-LLM
bitwarden.com/blog/bitward...
bitwarden.com/blog/bitward...
Bitwarden sets foundation for secure AI authentication with MCP server | Bitwarden
Bitwarden is positioning itself at the forefront of secure credential management and Agentic AI. By introducing its Model Context Protocol (MCP) server, Bitwarden provides the infrastructure for secur...
bitwarden.com
July 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oh brother, thanks for making the thing NO ONE with a security-first mindset wants, Bitwarden is going to the "DO NOT TRUST" list of NO-LLM
bitwarden.com/blog/bitward...
bitwarden.com/blog/bitward...
Reposted by Augusto Goulart
AI: The lack of separation between data and instructions seems inherent and unfixable after so long and so much investment.
This makes the entire technology unfit for any purpose. forever.
(Image source: x.com/wunderwuzzi2... )
This makes the entire technology unfit for any purpose. forever.
(Image source: x.com/wunderwuzzi2... )
June 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
AI: The lack of separation between data and instructions seems inherent and unfixable after so long and so much investment.
This makes the entire technology unfit for any purpose. forever.
(Image source: x.com/wunderwuzzi2... )
This makes the entire technology unfit for any purpose. forever.
(Image source: x.com/wunderwuzzi2... )
Reposted by Augusto Goulart
I just saw someone use the expression "LLM hallucination propagation" to describe the compounding and self-reinforcing hallucinations when you let an LLM access your codebase, as analogous to NaN propagation in graphics
10/10 no notes lol
10/10 no notes lol
June 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just saw someone use the expression "LLM hallucination propagation" to describe the compounding and self-reinforcing hallucinations when you let an LLM access your codebase, as analogous to NaN propagation in graphics
10/10 no notes lol
10/10 no notes lol
All reps/senators should be crashing adm press conferences until someone gets arrested. If someone gets shot, they will cheer, defend and lie about it. There’s no higher ground, you have to make a show out of it.
June 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
All reps/senators should be crashing adm press conferences until someone gets arrested. If someone gets shot, they will cheer, defend and lie about it. There’s no higher ground, you have to make a show out of it.
Am I having a stroke or did GitHub change its UI font?
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Am I having a stroke or did GitHub change its UI font?
Everyone knows the "nine meals" quote, but the best part is often left out:
"If necessity breeds crime, what is he who creates the necessity?"
"If necessity breeds crime, what is he who creates the necessity?"
June 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Everyone knows the "nine meals" quote, but the best part is often left out:
"If necessity breeds crime, what is he who creates the necessity?"
"If necessity breeds crime, what is he who creates the necessity?"
It’s time to change the circuit breaker, yaaayyy
June 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It’s time to change the circuit breaker, yaaayyy
June 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Fixed it! Don’t even know how, I’m shit faced on wine, guess shouldn’t be coding if I’m not buzzed
Ok, I finished the QR Code generator, but it seems like I did something wrong with the masking part, because every time I run it the modules are arranged differently, somehow? I’ll see if I print all masks together, to see if they change, it might be something else
June 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fixed it! Don’t even know how, I’m shit faced on wine, guess shouldn’t be coding if I’m not buzzed
Ok, I finished the QR Code generator, but it seems like I did something wrong with the masking part, because every time I run it the modules are arranged differently, somehow? I’ll see if I print all masks together, to see if they change, it might be something else
June 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ok, I finished the QR Code generator, but it seems like I did something wrong with the masking part, because every time I run it the modules are arranged differently, somehow? I’ll see if I print all masks together, to see if they change, it might be something else
Oh brother, here we go again. He's doing Hamas 2.0, why would he admit it publicly?
www.france24.com/en/video/202...
www.france24.com/en/video/202...
Israeli PM Netanyahu confirms arming Gaza militia against Hamas
www.france24.com
June 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Oh brother, here we go again. He's doing Hamas 2.0, why would he admit it publicly?
www.france24.com/en/video/202...
www.france24.com/en/video/202...
Wake up honey, new government-paid insulin pen just dropped
June 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wake up honey, new government-paid insulin pen just dropped
You know what’s an ego boost? Sitting in the first row when no one is sitting there, only the speaker, what are people afraid of?
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You know what’s an ego boost? Sitting in the first row when no one is sitting there, only the speaker, what are people afraid of?
There’s a plane with megaphones advertising a circus, and it’s making elephant noises. My cat is trying to figure out what kind of predator is making those noises.
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There’s a plane with megaphones advertising a circus, and it’s making elephant noises. My cat is trying to figure out what kind of predator is making those noises.
Reposted by Augusto Goulart
Anyone can do post-publication peer review.
Anyone can be a steward of the scientific literature.
Anyone can do forensic metascience.
Anyone can sleuth.
That's why we are launching COSIG: the Collection of Open Science Integrity Guides, an open source resource for all of the above.
cosig.net
Anyone can be a steward of the scientific literature.
Anyone can do forensic metascience.
Anyone can sleuth.
That's why we are launching COSIG: the Collection of Open Science Integrity Guides, an open source resource for all of the above.
cosig.net
June 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Anyone can do post-publication peer review.
Anyone can be a steward of the scientific literature.
Anyone can do forensic metascience.
Anyone can sleuth.
That's why we are launching COSIG: the Collection of Open Science Integrity Guides, an open source resource for all of the above.
cosig.net
Anyone can be a steward of the scientific literature.
Anyone can do forensic metascience.
Anyone can sleuth.
That's why we are launching COSIG: the Collection of Open Science Integrity Guides, an open source resource for all of the above.
cosig.net
Some places have old appliances with no ground pin, I only touch those after unplugging them. I might die from a car running me over in my bike, but I will not die to some old ass machine.
June 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Some places have old appliances with no ground pin, I only touch those after unplugging them. I might die from a car running me over in my bike, but I will not die to some old ass machine.
You know what makes me crash out? When a business has a “contact us” form, so I write a detailed message hoping for an answer and I never hear from them back. Not even an automated “we’ve received your message” reply.
June 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You know what makes me crash out? When a business has a “contact us” form, so I write a detailed message hoping for an answer and I never hear from them back. Not even an automated “we’ve received your message” reply.
WAIT the masks can be a hash table too? Because you are doing modulo with the row/column number, it is not dependent on the value of the module, you can even apply each mask while placing the modules (which is done by hash table)
"everything is ~~computer~~hash table".
"everything is ~~computer~~hash table".
OMG I just realized all this can be pre-calculated into a hash table, because all sizes are known, Masahiro Hara you are a GENIUS
My dumb ass thought the hardest part of encoding QR codes would be Reed–Solomon ECC, but then I find out you have to lay out the modules IN ZIGZAG from the RIGHT BOTTOM corner and then there's an entire data MASKING process WTF Masahiro Hara I'M USING C
May 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
WAIT the masks can be a hash table too? Because you are doing modulo with the row/column number, it is not dependent on the value of the module, you can even apply each mask while placing the modules (which is done by hash table)
"everything is ~~computer~~hash table".
"everything is ~~computer~~hash table".