Augusto Goulart
@augustogoulart.bsky.social
augustogoulart.neocities.org
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they don't make architects like this anymore, they don't know how to, my grandpa told me
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
they don't make architects like this anymore, they don't know how to, my grandpa told me
Why? Are you loading the entire game to memory or something??? I know Windows is partially to blame, and engines, but also devs. This is the state of desktop software in 2025.
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why? Are you loading the entire game to memory or something??? I know Windows is partially to blame, and engines, but also devs. This is the state of desktop software in 2025.
How to design for failure:
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How to design for failure:
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
Step 1: put live current wire right next to soldered plate that gets hot;
Step 2: metal plate gets hot, melts thin insulation;
Step 3: plasma fireworks (the breaker popped)
She’s judging you, stop scrolling right now
August 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
She’s judging you, stop scrolling right now
First of, build quality, I’m not impressed, here’s a side by side with the last one
June 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
First of, build quality, I’m not impressed, here’s a side by side with the last one
Wake up honey, new government-paid insulin pen just dropped
June 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wake up honey, new government-paid insulin pen just dropped
It really is just lazy devs hum? It takes a lot of complicated geometry and calculus to make a structured algorithm to categorize human poses, so why make something that can be the work of your life when you can just let the machine guess for you, no one has pride about their work anymore
May 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It really is just lazy devs hum? It takes a lot of complicated geometry and calculus to make a structured algorithm to categorize human poses, so why make something that can be the work of your life when you can just let the machine guess for you, no one has pride about their work anymore
So, back in 2019, I started my first attempt at game dev, but dropped it shortly thereafter because of university. The code looks fine, but I didn't put the engine in the codebase for some reason? And I don't know which version to use. There's only 5 graphical assets in the folder.
May 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So, back in 2019, I started my first attempt at game dev, but dropped it shortly thereafter because of university. The code looks fine, but I didn't put the engine in the codebase for some reason? And I don't know which version to use. There's only 5 graphical assets in the folder.
Mr. Sauce do you have a comment?
May 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Mr. Sauce do you have a comment?
This might be useful (so far I made this prototype): github.com/oAGoulart/aw...
May 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This might be useful (so far I made this prototype): github.com/oAGoulart/aw...
I was testing how to print qr-codes with pc-8 characters on the terminal and... it works, there's some interesting projects that could use this (there might be a cli tool that does this already?)
May 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I was testing how to print qr-codes with pc-8 characters on the terminal and... it works, there's some interesting projects that could use this (there might be a cli tool that does this already?)
Danmm this mf defended Israel so much he got pro-state cancer
May 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Danmm this mf defended Israel so much he got pro-state cancer
Me: looking through vintage hardware on Pinterest
Pinterest: would you be interested in... IED-making instructions?
Not today FBI, not today
Pinterest: would you be interested in... IED-making instructions?
Not today FBI, not today
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Me: looking through vintage hardware on Pinterest
Pinterest: would you be interested in... IED-making instructions?
Not today FBI, not today
Pinterest: would you be interested in... IED-making instructions?
Not today FBI, not today
Here AP, I fixed it for you:
April 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Here AP, I fixed it for you:
Germans when they hear the word environment:
March 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Germans when they hear the word environment:
In a good society, whoever did this would be put into The Device.
March 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
In a good society, whoever did this would be put into The Device.
I like my c̶h̶e̶e̶s̶e̶ coffee drip, bro
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I like my c̶h̶e̶e̶s̶e̶ coffee drip, bro
Heyyy give her back!!!
March 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Heyyy give her back!!!
For anyone still wondering how the NJ drones created shared psychosis, just remember this is the brain of ~80% of the population:
February 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
For anyone still wondering how the NJ drones created shared psychosis, just remember this is the brain of ~80% of the population:
my horny ass rolling up to the function
January 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
my horny ass rolling up to the function
When your EO satellite be plane spotting
December 31, 2024 at 6:39 PM
When your EO satellite be plane spotting